Dusty Wagon

Dusty Wagon: Noun - Euphemism for a post-menopausal woman whom one either intends to, has had, or will have sexual intercourse with.

"So I took this cougar home last night only to find out she was a dusty wagon."

"Dusty wagon?"

"She was a dry ride...."

"Ouch."

"Chapped shafts all around bro...."

*tear rolls down eye*

by rocket_cat October 22, 2014

Rubbery wagon

When a gay man likes to rub against other gay men in a wagon

He asked if I wanted to go the club but I said hell no, I want to Rubbery Wagon

by Jakcblack55 March 2, 2021

Shanty wagon

Noun: A piece of crap car that belongs in a third world country and not on paved roads.

Get your damn shanty wagon off of the interstate!

by Samb12 August 23, 2014

scabies wagon

A form of locomotion riddled with unemployed degenerates.

I saw a scabies wagon at the gas station and told them to go get a job!

by Theliberalredneck January 4, 2018

Kinky Wagon

A sex act consisting of two or more bearded men engaging in rear-entry penetration in or on an early 1990s Chevrolet Caprice station wagon.

Jose: I’m looking to spice up our sec life, mi amor.

Andy: Guess who just bought a Chevy Caprice wagon!

Together in unison: KINKY WAGON!!

Andy: Oof, that hurts, but I like it.

Caprice Wagon: Toot toot!

by Wagon enthusiast March 3, 2022

cheese wagon

a yellow school bus

You ride the cheese wagon to school?! Don't you have your own car?

by Danny Boyz March 9, 2016

Tootsie wagons

A pair of fire shoes for example off white prestos

“Yo that guy has some fire tootsie wagons!, are they dior jordan 1’s?”

by Toby from nike January 21, 2020