Jasiah Wagoner

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Jasiah wagoner the love of your life

by Lencia November 24, 2021

Dusty Wagon

Dusty Wagon: Noun - Euphemism for a post-menopausal woman whom one either intends to, has had, or will have sexual intercourse with.

"So I took this cougar home last night only to find out she was a dusty wagon."

"Dusty wagon?"

"She was a dry ride...."

"Ouch."

"Chapped shafts all around bro...."

*tear rolls down eye*

by rocket_cat October 22, 2014

[Spaff] [Wagon]

1. a person who is a goon.

2. a person who is only good to deposit sperm in or over.

an insult.

1.
A: mate I know i said i'd go for a beer but i'm working.
B: oh you spaff wagon.

2. that thick fucking spaff wagon!

by Guido of midland origin. October 18, 2008

Fairy Wagon

A stupid vehicle, typically driven by dudes that like penis. Commonly used to refer to squatted trucks

Look at that, found another Fairy Wagon. Why do people squat those things anyways?

by professional_retard September 7, 2022

sin wagon

An Orlando-area vagina.

Sue-Ellen headed off to Mills to try to get her sin wagon touched.

by The Herdy October 16, 2019

Boobie Wagon

Two or more women drinking on a trip till they are buzzed and start rubbing boobs against each other.

They drank so much on the ride down they were boobie wagoning once they hit the hotel door.

by Jiggyfly212 July 14, 2021

Meat Wagon

A veiny penis of any size or color.

I told her I was going to dip my meat wagon in her tonight.

by Ben Coxter December 6, 2022