Pokémon Trainer

A stoned person, often 15 year olds, who throws stuff at wild animals, often rocks, while believeing that he/she are capturing creatures with Pokéballs. Sometimes the animals fight back and it becomes a "pokémon battle". During a battle the "trainer" uses his pet to harm the animal until it faints. For example, the "trainers" wolf (pet) fights a wild squirrel and beats the shit out of it until it faints then the "trainer" continues fighting harmless animals in the woods (for example).

No animals were harmed during the writing of this definition.

Person + weed = adventure in the woods with pet(s) + Pokémon trainer
Trainer + Stoned adventure + pet + wild animal = Pokémon battle
Pokémon battle + animal fainting = crime
Pokémon battle + animal dying = crime + stoned adventure in jail

by YummyKittens July 7, 2013

Train racing

A car racing event despite the name. It consists of a 3 car "train" where the first car has the engine and steering, the middle car has nothing but the wheels and the third car has the breaks. Commonly raced on a figure-eight track.

One of the best races to see at CNS (Colorado National Speedway; Erie, CO)

We're going down to CNS to watch train racing.

by Sabrieldier July 3, 2009

Via train

Via (aka: Via Rail Canada), is Canada's national passenger rail service, formed in 1976 from the combined networks of CN and CP Rail. Responsible for intercity railway service. Runs the famous Canadian to Vancouver BC, the Ocean to Halifax and many trains in the Windsor-Quebec City corridor. Government run Crown Corporaton of the Canadian Government. Famous for the LRC trainsets, RDC's (rail diesel cars--Budd cars) running out of Victoria BC, and extensive use of the "Turbo" train in the 70's to mid 80's

I took the Via train to Toronto. (As opposed to the GO train, which I took once in the Greater Toronto area.)

by G.H. Hadden May 3, 2005

boof train

multiple people buttfucking

Joe, John, Jim, Jerry and Jack were bored stiff and decided to form a boof train.

by doucherack January 21, 2007

midnight train wreck

While having sex doggy style, you turn the girl towards the side of the bed, pull her arms out and thrust her off the side of the bed onto the floor face first.

Last night we got a little rough and while doin' her doggy style I accidentally gave her the midnight train wreck.

by Obie1 March 3, 2007

swole train

To be included in a group of absolutely jacked people. Or to be absolutely jacked yourself and many people associate you with your muscles.

Dude, I'm on the swole train, back up.
Has he been looking jacked lately? Yeah dude, he's on the swole train.

by nicorerong May 26, 2011

Wyoming train whistle

When you fart in a girls face after intercourse. That's a Wyoming Train whistle

Kathy really wanted a Wyoming train whistle after we had sex

by Harry Brooks December 26, 2015