trail one off

to get up from one's chair and walk around with the express purpose of letting a fart rip. This has a few benefits; (1) the smell cannot be easily attributed to the emitter (2) the smell will distribute across a wider area, and dissipate more quickly (3) one's own work area will not become a miasma of the stench of one's own arse (4) it could even be coupled with a quick trip to The Gent's for a hasty kiss from Neptune herself.

I had Jalapeño's in my sandwiches for lunch; time to trail one off before the fog gets too thick

by Clackervalve March 29, 2022

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Creeper Trail

Leaving Facebook evidence (ie. notifications) of someone's creeping activities.

Liking a random persons pictures on Facebook, it shows them you have looked at there pictures, thus leaving a Creeper Trail

by Sandy Geeee January 9, 2012

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oregano trail

A landing strip dyed green.

She took her pants off and had an oregano trail but after I went down on her I came down with dysentery.

by abacus-succubus February 28, 2023

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Honeymoon trail

The female version of the happy trail, brandished by a woman truly confident in her body.

Friend: My girl is shaved clean as a dolphin.
Me: That's wack, I'd rather follow the honeymoon trail to the magic forest.

by Mandingo Shakespeare July 17, 2023

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taco trail

Noun: a line of naked women on all fours lined up with thier vaginas facing the same direction and lips spread to be fucked by a line of men or women with stepsons

I wouldn’t touch Clarissa if I were you. She took part in a taco trail at that swingers party at Jim’s last week

by Anyonymouswolf April 29, 2024

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