Nut Flu

Any condition that directly impacts the overall health and well-being of ones testicles. Symptoms include sensation of severe blue balls but it’s most likely fatal.

No homo bro, but did you hear about my homie’s balls?

Yeah, he got the Nut Flu.

by Professor Nuts October 21, 2019

nut panther

Southwestern Ontario term for a black squirrel.

That nut panther just stole my peanut butter sandwich.

by Dr. Bacon August 9, 2017

Nugget Nuts

Nugget nuts very small pp that look like nuggets

Omg axel has nugget nuts

by Poophole454 September 4, 2020

soggy nuts

A sexual act (more a game really) - the process of a male soaking/dipping/coating gracefully his testicles in a substance with the overall aim of having ones swingers licked clean of said substance by a lover.

For this purpose, honey, cream, jam or peanut butter is preferable as to give the Licker a satisfying mouthful.

Over Snapchat -
Boy: Wanna do something freaky when we meet in the local park tomorrow after my dads gone to work and your homework is finished? Xx
Girl: Like what baby who I love so much? xoxoxoxoxxx
Boy: Soggy Nuts is always a game I've wanted to try xx
Girl: Ehm yeah totes! Just don't cum inside me, Mom would kill me xxxxxxxoooooooxxxxxx

by JaeJae171 April 26, 2017

nut coke

A common term that refers to the ever powerful and addictive drug Gold Bond when applied to a man’s ballsack. The user piles up a healthy mountain of nut coke on a glass table, mirror or equivalent and drags their marble purse across the resilient nut coke powder.

Jimes: Yo Boston, you got any nut coke?

Macks: WHO THE FUCK USED MY NUT COKE?! My junk NEEDS junk

Pauly from Goodfellas: Henry stay off the junk, we don’t need that. Nut coke attracts heat.

by PubMonkeyBarLit May 9, 2018

cunt nut

when a girl has a flow of liquid cumming out of her vagina after getting an orgasm

"matt got cunt nut on his bed after his girl had an orgasm"

by bartholemew blowjob April 5, 2010

Bumpin Nuts

1. A term used when (2) males are working in such close proximity that the probability of each others nuts touching is high. Generally any situation in which the possibility of nuts touching is greater than 1% = is a "Bumpin Nuts" situation.

2. A term used to identify (2) males that are obviously bumpin uglies.

Ex-1: I do not want to work in that small space with him. We will be bumpin nuts all day.
Ex-2: I bet those two are bumpin nuts.

by Utah Rob December 3, 2020