Zach

He is funny,smart,and can be a bitch when he gets mad but he plays around a lot and messes with people and he is good at video games and usually is skinny and has a bunch of friends and some of them arent loyal but he tries to still be nice and he is ugly.

Zach is so cool I wish I could be with him all the time.

by Zach haters October 18, 2019

Zach-ing

Zach-ing’ or ‘The Zach’ is when mid-way through a sexual interaction you start playing a video game (Normally on the Nintendo Switch) whilst stating random fun facts in order to look dark and mysterious for your partner

“I was Zach-ing in the back of the van and nobody found out”

by Zariouszalek June 21, 2024

Zach

One of the most corny fellas you'll ever meet. Never Fails to make you cringe at his cornyness and ruins your day without fail.

Dang, my day is ruined! Zach talked to me!!

by KennyKimmy December 19, 2023

full Zach

When someone gets obnoxiously drunk to the point of no return.

Damn you were wasted last night! You went full Zach!

by Vinnyp1824 May 19, 2018

Zach Impact

The best North American Champion in history, fka TheKingOfX'sThrone, because he clapped X Factor's cheeks.

"Did you see Zach Impact?"

"OMG, you mean when he decimated X Factor?"

"Yes, he destroyed that man, made him piss the bed"

by ZachImpact19 October 15, 2019

Zach D.

Likes 2 in the rear and one in the front. Pretty cool guy otherwise.

Wow Zach D. is just like a three wheeled bike. 2 in the rear one in the front.

by Verylargepandaonmychest May 8, 2019

zach

a new bot lane champion in the league of legends, people always say he's really troll and useless as an ADC and not up to par with most bot champions. His abilities are as follow :

Q - Zach randomly charges in place for 4 seconds, teleporting 0.5 meters in front of a random enemy champion anywhere on the map

W - Zach gains a shield absorbing 100dmg(ap+ad), but runs in a straight line towards the enemy while casting. If he is near a turret, he will be feared back and forth into the tower range.

E - repells all enemy females within 300m

R - Zach goes on a rampage and kills everyone, but this skill is only activatable when in silver elo or lower.

Have you seen the new champion "Zach"? They said Zach's only good for impressing silver or lower egirls.

by notnicole123 December 1, 2018