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I'll snuggle you when you get back

What you tell your sweetie as a "bribe" for his groaningly getting out of da warm comfy bed to perform some trivial task for you.
Hot chick: Honey, did you plug in my cell-phone charger before we went to bed?
Weary dude: Ummmm --- I don't recall.
Hot chick: Well, could you possibly go and check?
Weary dude: Ohhhhhhh... honeeeyyyyy... do I really haaaaaaave to?!?? I'm dead-tired, and I just now FINALLY got comfortable and warmed up!
Hot chick (apologetically): I know, darling, and I am so sorry to ask you --- how 'bout this --- I'll snuggle you when you get back, so that you'll get warmed up again quicker.
Weary dude: Uhhhhh... oh, all RIGHT, Sugar-Plum --- since you put it THAT way. You really know the magic words to bribe me, don't you?
by QuacksO December 10, 2023
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When shit hit the floor

As in Putin descending on his coccyx and soiling his pants
putin-reportedly-took-a-big-fall-as-speculation-over-worsening-health-grows. When shit hit the floor
by statinguard December 3, 2022
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when sus

when sus

me: sus

No: fuk you
by aleeer December 13, 2022
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cats play when the dogs away

Phrase used mostly describing female behavior while her spouse is not around.
Cats play when the dogs away
by Bigbanklachezz December 15, 2022
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when the imposter is sus

the annoying kid randomly sing WHEN THE IMPOSTER IS SUS beatbox meme
the annoying kid: WHEN THE IMPOSTER IS SUS *beatboing*
everyone else: BRO STFU
by Celtics0419 December 17, 2022
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When Uid???

When Uid??? is often used in HvH(mm and community servers).It is used by monkeys that dont have a life so they ask for your uid(User id) of a mainly private cheat like Skeet.cc Primoridal.dev DidoTell.Dev and stuff like that.They think that their 2 digit uid is something.Please get help :D
Vegif: 1
Monkey: When Uid??? gs uid ?? when ??
Vegif: stfu
by Vegif December 28, 2022
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what happens when you assume

you make an ass of Ume
Person 1: Well, I assumed, ok?!
Person 2: You know what happens when you assume...
Person 2: You make an ass out of U and me.
Person 3: Why you gotta be so mean to Ume??
Person 1: Shut the FUC
by unipen January 2, 2023
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