A Chicago guy, likely sporting a mustache. Last name that ends with Ski is a bonus but not required.
by nathonion September 26, 2023
Get the A Ski mug.Geographically bound to the border state; typically, but not necessarily in a single story structure (Ranch). Participants grabbed in bubble goose, goretex, thermals or overalls with no fabric from the waist down; accompanied by long socks and thong style flip flops with the AC cranked commence in a men standing and women on their knees orgy. Latex is forbidden unless there is a zipper and it covers the head. This can only transpire during an equinox and must continue for 12 hours before or after the aforementioned celestial alignment. Additionally the ratio must be balanced (3 men per 1 woman).
“I remember my fist Texas ski lodge; my legs were sore for a month I thought there would be more chairs.”
“You couldn’t stand a quails egg on that ass unless you were at a Texas ski lodge.”
“Tell you what, I never thought I’d be in a devils threesome, but if you don’t learn something about yourself at a Texas ski lodge I’m not sure you ever will.”
“You couldn’t stand a quails egg on that ass unless you were at a Texas ski lodge.”
“Tell you what, I never thought I’d be in a devils threesome, but if you don’t learn something about yourself at a Texas ski lodge I’m not sure you ever will.”
by SwazeyD August 18, 2023
Get the Texas Ski Lodge mug.Geographically bound to the border state; typically, but not necessarily in a single story structure (Ranch). Participants grabbed in bubble goose, goretex, thermals or overalls with no fabric from the waist down; accompanied by long socks and thong style flip flops with the AC cranked commence in a men standing and women on their knees orgy. Latex is forbidden unless there is a zipper and it covers the head. This can only transpire during an equinox and must continue for 12 hours before or after the aforementioned celestial alignment. Additionally the ratio must be balanced (3 men per 1 woman).
“I remember my fist Texas ski lodge; my legs were sore for a month I thought there would be more chairs.”
“You couldn’t stand a quails egg on that ass unless you were at a Texas ski lodge.”
“Tell you what, I never thought I’d be in a devils threesome, but if you don’t learn something about yourself at a Texas ski lodge I’m not sure you ever will.”
“You couldn’t stand a quails egg on that ass unless you were at a Texas ski lodge.”
“Tell you what, I never thought I’d be in a devils threesome, but if you don’t learn something about yourself at a Texas ski lodge I’m not sure you ever will.”
by SwazeyD August 18, 2023
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Get the ski back in mug.by Litnfit April 28, 2024
Get the sand water skiing mug.Used as a phrase to show interest in having sex on the beach.
“Do you want to go on-sand water skiing with me next week?”
“I’d love to but I need to get tested first!”
“Do you want to go on-sand water skiing with me next week?”
“I’d love to but I need to get tested first!”
“Do you want to go on-sand water skiing with me next week?”
“I’d love to but I need to get tested first!”
“I’d love to but I need to get tested first!”
by Litnfit April 28, 2024
Get the on-sand water skiing mug.Used on East Coast to mean that someone can't handle the East coast skiing/snowboarding conditions. Dismissive and insulting.
by nonbeanarynerd May 8, 2024
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