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Cross-country skiing

The act of a female positioned between two male companions, a phallus clutched within each extremity, animatedly yanking, one hand up, and inversely the other hand thrusting down, so as to appear to be cross-country skiing.
Last night I walked in on Sarah cross-country skiing Matt and John. They were both smirking at me brashly.
by envenom July 2, 2019
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Ski Goblin

a slightly above average skier or snowboarder typically learning later in life as opposed to your typical madman. Ski Goblins often fall in love with the sport and feel the need to make up for lost time by skipping lunch and sending it down a black at Mach Jesus chasing last chair.
Hey where’s Mikey?

Probably out chasing last chair, dudes a total Ski Goblin.
by Seasoned shredder February 22, 2024
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Ski

When a woman gives two men handjobs simultaneously with one man on each side.

Also can be used as a term for the middle seat in the backseat of a car.
5 people are entering a car;
"Shotgun!"

"Window"
"Window"
"Damnit, I guess I'm skiing"
by Tanus July 11, 2022
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Ski Ski skabernakle

You are such a ski ski skabernakle
by Griddy on the body yeah February 21, 2025
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Skiing gator tails

When a girl has 2 braids and you hold them as handles while in the doggie position
Man, I took her back to my place and was skiing gator tails all night
by S366sxe March 20, 2023
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ski lift ticket

Hey bro, I'm looking for some ski lift tickets for the weekend... you have any?
by BigDSco April 19, 2018
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When a girl is leading you on and it’s working, you turn your ski mask forwards to imply your excited
Girl: *send nudes*
Guy: *turning your ski mask forwards*
by IsSyrupARock April 25, 2022
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