I tried to hook up like this guy last night but he was such a fucking ceiling pan.
conner is such a fucking ceiling pan, he refuses to do anything slightly bottomish.
conner is such a fucking ceiling pan, he refuses to do anything slightly bottomish.
by hay gay November 4, 2021
Get the Ceiling panmug. by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 26, 2025
Get the Bread <<<Pan>>>, Butter, And Jalapeñosmug. A metaphor describing a business strategy, decision, or practice that delivers quick or impressive short-term results, but creates serious long-term problems, liabilities, or risks.
Just as using a lead pan might make food seem fine at first but slowly poisons those who eat it, “cooking with a lead pan” implies that a company or leader is pursuing results that look good now but will prove toxic over time - for the business, employees, or customers.
Just as using a lead pan might make food seem fine at first but slowly poisons those who eat it, “cooking with a lead pan” implies that a company or leader is pursuing results that look good now but will prove toxic over time - for the business, employees, or customers.
“Launching that product without proper testing might look good on the quarterly report, but we’re cooking with a lead pan if we ignore the long-term brand damage.”
“Cutting customer support to save costs is just cooking with a lead pan — we’ll pay for it in churn and reputation later.”
“Cutting customer support to save costs is just cooking with a lead pan — we’ll pay for it in churn and reputation later.”
by HC69 October 21, 2025
Get the Cooking with a Lead Panmug. Do you know the puffin’ pan,
the puffin’ pan, the puffin’ pan?
Do you know the puffin’ pan
who lives on Proud Puff Street?
the puffin’ pan, the puffin’ pan?
Do you know the puffin’ pan
who lives on Proud Puff Street?
by bluestinger66 July 6, 2023
Get the puffin’ panmug. A paradigm in which prime cavitations are spaced uniformly-enough on a discrete surface to create an electromagnetic force.
The prime numbers are placed evenly enough to make the discrete surface frictionless.
The prime numbers are placed evenly enough to make the discrete surface frictionless.
Pan-metric idealism suggests a surface-area in which uncountable prime-cavitations are spaced ideally so as to create a frictionless plane.
The spinning that creates this frictionless plane also creates the electromagnetic force.
The spinning that creates this frictionless plane also creates the electromagnetic force.
by deepchurch November 10, 2021
Get the pan-metric idealismmug. To take a sudden, massive, hellacious shit of EPIC proportion. Usually spontaneous, sudden, unexpected, and embarrassing.
Imagine your colon as an overinflated balloon that just got popped!!
Imagine your colon as an overinflated balloon that just got popped!!
"Man!!
I should have known not to have eaten those Atomic pork rind nachos, hot wings, and beer...I woke up at 3:00 A.M. with a stomach ache- If I wasn't as fast as I was, I would have dropped my oil pan in the hallway on the way to the bathroom!!"
I should have known not to have eaten those Atomic pork rind nachos, hot wings, and beer...I woke up at 3:00 A.M. with a stomach ache- If I wasn't as fast as I was, I would have dropped my oil pan in the hallway on the way to the bathroom!!"
by Two Can Jan August 15, 2016
Get the Dropped my oil panmug. When someone who is delivering a Cleveland steamer is also receiving a golden shower and residual urine falls on the recipient of said Cleveland steamer
by Froggystyle July 3, 2019
Get the Panning for goldmug.