Hobo hand race

Paying homeless people to jerk off in a race to finish first

Tim paid two homeless dudes Lee and Shawn $20 each to see who could cum first winning the hobo hand race

by Cumguzzler92648 March 1, 2025

Hobo Salad

1.) adjective
Describes someone that is being rude or mean. Usually used in a joking manner.

2.)noun

A salad that is made with whatever you have in the fridge at the time.

1.) Kaity, quit being such a hobo salad.

2.) I'm going to make a hobo salad with these eggs and lettuce.

by Sausage September 25, 2014

Hobo

The ability to fall asleep anywhere- usually in an inappropriate place or at an inappropriate time.

1. My coworker doesn't get off until 6. I'll hobo in the cafeteria while I wait.

by K@d3n$M0m December 13, 2022

Hobo Johnson

the weirdest but funniest artist on earth

do you like hobo johnson :Person

no. :Everyone

by yungswagsurfer July 10, 2025

Wall hobos

A gang that lurks near walls that yells at anybody passing by until someone confronts them.

“Geez those wall hobos were so offensive.

by Jay Fight May 3, 2020

Hobo Sandwich

The worst cold-meat sandwich ever made. Usually comprised of rock hard bread, near frozen ham or turkey, and cheese that has been sitting out for nearly 5 hours.

Shit bro, I got a hobo sandwich in my late plate again, could this day get any worse?

by MikeTheCook January 27, 2011

Hobo Fucking

A form of a sexual position where a male is behind a female or a male is behind a male in a laid down position penetrating the vagina or anus.

The misses and I tried hobo fucking last night to try to spice things up

by Bigsexy029 April 23, 2023