playing the hairy harmonica

To entertain by blowing the incredibly popular folk instrument that, characteristically, has two lip plates enclosing a long fipple, two holes - but only one ever fingered - and a wail switch. Skilled players use lip, tongue and mouth movements to create ecstatic music out of some lucky woman. (NB - in most countries you must be a least 16 years of age to play.)

"I have a young music student that has requested I show her how I go about 'playing the hairy harmonica'. Although I am a Professor of Music and expert flautist I am unfamiliar with this exact instrument. Can someone offer advice?"
"Yeah, bud - hold your breath in the wind section."

by Gabbro June 22, 2018

Hairy Rabbit Eye

1) To look at someone from the side to give them a glare or look of disapproval, like a rabbit. As a rabbit usually has a small eyes, located on the side of its head and typically has an air of superiority.

That chick is giving me the hairy rabbit eye.

by Fairy9000 January 14, 2011

Hairy Armed Chick

A girl, of course, whose wild and crazy arm hair is longer than the hair on her head. She gels it in the morning to prevent it from sticking up and lookin all crazy like. Also, if she died it brown, she would have sick monkey man arms.

Ariel Diamond is a Hairy Armed Chick, Zak isn't.

by Zak Prpich May 9, 2007

hairy axe wound

A hairy vagina. ete. the hairy axewound like shape - obviously

I loved to taste her hairy axewound

Her minge looked like a hairy axe wound

by Olly the Sanchez April 27, 2003

hairy bubble gum

Another name for your testicles.

The room went quiet when I ripped my pants and pulled out my hairy bubble gum.

by Greasetrap May 2, 2005

Hairy Fish Loaf

An Asian girl's private part (vagina)

"I licked an asian girls hairy fish loaf. It stunk like fish and pee"

"An Asian girls pussy is a hairy fish loaf"

"All Asian girls have hairy fish loaves with long straight 6 inch pubic hair."

by Anon July 23, 2004

Hilary's hairy lips

The sweaty hair that protrudes from between the space where two rolls meet and rest apon each other. Giving it the exagerated look of two fat hairy lips.
Named after, or in honor of political Hilary and ment to draw attention to the hideous akward expressions and movements she makes with her mouth.

I was so drunk last night I would have stuffed that pig. Thankfully after she took off her shirt I saw she had a sweaty pair of Hilary's hairy lips smiling up at me and it brought me to my senses.

by Piggy Chunks March 9, 2008