Onion Jar

That guy who knows absolutely everything yet lacks any ability to apply said knowledge. He can tell you everything about the processes gone into making the glass jar, how many onions the jar contains, chemical composition of the pickling vinegar, what type of onions they are .... yet has the complete inability to take the lid off.

"Here Jeff, that new project manager is a right ONION JAR, hadn't got a clue which way to turn the spanner to undo that nut!"

by dgh938peg June 14, 2016

onion pussy

someone who has a bad-smelling pussy that makes guys cry from how bad it is

she has an onion pussy

by luver200015 April 25, 2016

blow an onion

To exert yourself to the point of giving yourself a hernia. More specifically intended towards males, in reference to their manhood...

That box is heavy, I might blow an onion if I help you move it!

by Iittlemumma January 31, 2018

Simple couple onion

A description for someone who thinks they are complicated, but really only has a couple of very basic layers.

Martin was many things. But mostly, he was such a simple couple onion.

by Aussielegend+5 October 28, 2019

why do i have an onion

bro me and my mom are so confused like what’s up with this onion

why do i have an onion plz i wanna know

by who gave my son an onion November 2, 2019

i made the onion

lmao i make onions and the guy who gave her son an onion

lmao but seriously i made the onion and i make many onions so hmu for some onions

by who gave my son an onion November 2, 2019

onion god

i shall am onion god i make onions for onion farms

i made that onion not that dumb onion farmer cause i am onion god

by who gave my son an onion November 2, 2019