meat friend

A friend who you see in in the flesh in real life as opposed to facebook, twitter, myspace and MMORPG friends who you only know in the virtual world.

I finally made my World of WarCraft buddy Bruce my meat friend when we met up for Thai food last Saturday.

by squidranch May 2, 2010

meat servo

A human worker that is told what to do by a computer.

"Hey Jim, did you hear about Susan?"

"Yeah, They set her up with one of those new machines at her station and she just does everything it says"
"I know, what a meat servo"

by AntiqueGranite May 24, 2016

meat button

It is when a penile extension is so miniscule it resembles a button of meat.

Jarrod W.'s meat button is so small he could have sex with a bud light long neck and not even touch the sides.

by Teabagette April 29, 2005

ass meat

a woman with a beautiful ass, butt, buttocks, derriere, booty....

That chick's got nice ass meat

by TonyTC March 30, 2010

meat whistle

another word for a penis.

"Blow on my dick like a meat whistle you whore!"

by MT Sack June 21, 2003

heat of the meat

The heat of the meat is equal to:

The mass of her ass X the cube of her boob X the angle of your dangle

So when your railing a girl and she complains its too hard you tell her, the mass of your ass and the cube of your boob must be wrong cause the angle of my dangle is right on.

Girl: Owww that hurts!! Slow down!!
Guy: Bitch, you know about the heat of the meat, the angle of my dangle is right on.

by StratteraSucks August 8, 2010

Meat Raffle

Like a normal raffle, but with sausage, kielbasa, tubesteak, and other meats.

I heard your mom went to a meat raffle last night. Did she win the black ham again?

by Woody06967 December 1, 2007