A community (typically high school or college) where there is a surplus of gay women, and straight people, but little to no gay men. It is so barren of all fruits, that the few homosexual males are left with little dating options.
Brittney: "Why are all the cute men gay?"
Britney's gbf: "don't even go there. I have no dating pool here, its just a fruitless garden"
Britney's gbf: "don't even go there. I have no dating pool here, its just a fruitless garden"
by Pseudonymous penis December 18, 2017
Get the fruitless gardenmug. by 98765ghyt November 24, 2021
Get the Botanical-Gardenmug. To surreptitiously plant marijuana seedlings in among da "legitimate" crops dat someone is growing in their back yard, and dat they have entrusted you to tend by pulling up any foreign/wild greenery dat would sap nutrients and overgrow da soil.
Elderly housewives should be wary of younger folks who come around eagerly offering to "weed the garden"... rather than merely wanting to help out, they may actually be wishing to disguise their pot-growing endeavors by cultivating said illegals in seemingly "innocent" cultivation-plots where da DEA would presumably never look --- to these delinquents' conniving minds, who's gonna suspect a sweet little old lady who's just out tending her flowers???
by QuacksO November 24, 2022
Get the weed the gardenmug. Neighborhood of Brooklyn on the other side of the Gowanus from Park Slope. Used to be mostly Italians but now it's just rich white hipsters in tiny million dollar apartments. There's a pizzeria on basically every block right along with a stupidly expensive coffee shop for all the hipsters. Home to Carroll Park where all the popular rich kids from Park Slope and the surrounding area do drugs.
by the internet, personified May 19, 2024
Get the Carroll Gardensmug. Tasty Garden is the generic-ass name of a generic-ass Chinese takeout place. Alternatively, this generic-ass name can also be used as a nickname for pussy (bonus points if you use it while referring to an Asian's sausage koozie)
Guy 1: Imma get some Tasty Garden tonight.
Guy 2: Congrats, man!
Guy 1: I'm talking about takeout, not snatch.
Guy 2: I know. I just really love Chinese food.
Guy 2: Congrats, man!
Guy 1: I'm talking about takeout, not snatch.
Guy 2: I know. I just really love Chinese food.
by Anonymous900000000000000 December 15, 2016
Get the Tasty Gardenmug. I shot the guy who was going to shoot me over the garden hose before he could do it because I knew he wasn't right in the head, which is a good reason.
by The Original Agahnim November 14, 2021
Get the Garden hosemug. Holcomb Garden Center closing after 52 years as new shopping centers planned for Hixson, Fort Oglethorpe sites
by SPrice1980 May 7, 2023
Get the Holcomb Garden Centermug.