dolphin

someone who is ugly af and dumb as fuck

teacher: what percentile do your parents want you to get in the sat?
student1: 142th or 175th percentile

student2: damn she is a dolphin

by ooby24 May 22, 2016

Dolphin

In the gacha gaming community, a dolphin is a person who spends a moderate amount of money for their gacha games on a regular basis, but nowhere near the levels a whale may be able to attain.

While mileage may vary depending on community and game, dolphins are estimated to spend a few tens in a game per month on average.

"This game has messed up my finances. I'm done being a whale for pictures of waifus, now I'm downgrading to a dolphin for my bank account's sake!"

by QParrot September 7, 2024

Female Dolphin

A person named Alex Gintz

“Look there is the female dolphin!”

by SMKK March 12, 2020

dolphin

A dolphin is a creature of the whater type, it specializes in bombing the land of the Japanese with its partner Whale
Its preferred method of transportation is a Boeing B-29 "Superfortress"

And its favorite dish is the salty tears of its enemys

Fuka u whale and fuka u dolphin

by aka A.K June 9, 2017

Dolphin Tale

When you get your dick sucked at a movie theater.

"I'm going with my girlfriend to the movies later, I hope she's in the mood for dolphin tale."

by Jason Jorgs September 27, 2019

boto-nosed dolphin

When asked "how do you like boto?" a clanmate answered, "had my son look it up for me, it's a dolphin".

Sorry son, there's no such thing as a boto-nosed dolphin.

Weirdest thing I saw on the Amazon was a boto-nosed dolphin.

by l2paegun September 28, 2019

dolphins

The dolphins are the second most intelligent species on the planet Earth, only surpassed by mice, although many outside observers don't know about the mice. They long ago knew of Earth's planned destruction and tried to communicate this to humans who misinterpreted it as "amusing attempts to punch football or whistle for tidbits." The last ever dolphin message was misinterpreted as a surprisingly sophisticated attempt to do a double backward somersault through a hoop while whistling the "Star Spangled Banner," but was, in fact, a message. The message was "So long, and thanks for all the fish."

"For instance, on the planet Earth, man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much—the wheel, New York, wars and so on—whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man—for precisely the same reasons.”

by sixtimesseven June 10, 2020