Tanning Bed

Something you should get stuck in

Hey bro
Hi
Go die in a tanning bed

by YOU_CRA April 21, 2022

Tan danggers

Those half pants half shorts that most Puerto Ricans wear. This item of clothing ends near the ankle and does not taper in width. Usually consists of denim or camo printed khaki material.

" yo did you see Edwin's Tan Danggers, they are dope "

by Edwinperez September 27, 2015

Joel Tan

He looks like a potato
Has a mind of a potato
Basically is a living walking potato

Guy1: Look at Joel Tan
Guy2: Potato?

by hyperactiveboi April 17, 2019

Francis De Leon Tan

Man with a heart of a boy. Will always falter, but will do his best to rise up to the occasion. Fallible, but weirdly optimistic and realist at the same time.

Francis De Leon Tan is weird, but, yeah he is weird.

by Nah012383 November 23, 2021

Tribute Tan

A MAGA crowd identifier (similar to ‘post gunshot’ ear bandage) wherein participants self-apply facial bronzing agent in propitiation to their great leader.

Oh, don’t ya think that Katie’s got it goin’ on with the Tribute Tan!
Close, needs a bit more Pumpkin-Umber to truly be authentic.

by YAWA October 19, 2025

Dan tan dare

When you say Dan tan dare to your lady you're telling her she's dead sexy "you look Dan tan dare tonight darling"

"you look Dan tan dare tonight darling"

by Karloss, November 17, 2018

Tory Tan

Skin coloration from a holiday spent on the English coast, after swimming in raw sewage.

“We had some lovely weather and came back with a good tan, although I’m not sure if that was due to the weather or a Tory Tan from swimming in raw sewage?”

by DownbeatDave August 20, 2023