Things I think while I shit

Shit shart. Shitilly shart. Shit shoot shitilly shart. Shartilly shit shoot. Shootilly shit shat... Shart... I wish I could optimize my shit texture... I'd have to be some kind of weird dork to live like that though... "Hey, Hym. Why do you only eat gummy bears?" "Oh, yeah. Because it keeps my shit both dry and moist enough to minimize the amount of wiping I have to do" They'd think I was insane... Until they tried it... Then they would realize I'm the greatest mind the world has ever seen....

Hym "I don't actually only eat gummy bears but there is an optimal texture and if I could only find it... I would never have to wipe again! But these are the things I think while I shit."

by Hym Iam May 5, 2024

Who Do You Think You Are

It's a rhetorical question you say when somebody is on some other shit and/or acting all cocky

"What you just did is morally unacceptable, I'm going to expose you and hope you learn your lesson."
"Who do you think you are, Judge Judy?? LOL."

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 31, 2021

thinkative

to think.

my friend joey looks thinkative.

by j_barajas22 November 6, 2009

i think bails suck

a worrd used by the gravity team on there video, you can find this on kazza if you search, bails

hhi, im zac shupwac, and this is blink, and were the gravity team, i think bails suck

by ted November 23, 2003

Think Skull

Someone who has to think about things extra hard to understand then; Simpleton

Oh he didn't get it? Real think skull on this guy

by eduardopos February 14, 2021

think brain think

The action you want to take when someone is very uneducated and doesn’t think.

“You know cami?” “The girl that faked her pregnancy?” “She’s so stupid.” “Think brain think!”

by Rad200308 January 5, 2018

Think smart do hard

"Think smart do hard"

Think smart do hard

by William walace July 20, 2025