Tea cups 

A perfectly normal erotic activity involving a guy slurping cum out of another guys belly button.

Bruce: "Hey sissy boys, I'm about to cum."

Gary: "Oooooh, cum in my belly button."

Steve: "Yeah cum in his belly button and I'll slurp it out."

Bruce: "We'll play tea cups!"

Steve: "Uh, but will you think I'm gay if I do this?"

Gary: "No we're all macho guys. We'll just pretend we're playing sports!"

Tea cups by the original tea cup September 18, 2010

Tea leaf 

Means thief, but is often shortened to 'teaf'.

"I aint no chav - I didin't teaf these creps"

Tea leaf by Chrissy P May 22, 2005

tea party

Placing extra drinks at your table to either "hold" your place while you get up to go somewhere, or to discourage people in an overcrowded bar from sitting down or placing their drinks on your table. Kind of like puting your coat on the seat next to you at the movies.

Joe arrived at the club, grabbed the last table in the place, and set up a tea party to wait for the others to arrive.

tea party by Ivor the Infector May 17, 2006

tea bag 

a victory dance when you kill your opponet in games such as halo or halo 2 and stand over them and hit the crouch button

i was playing halo 2 on xbox live the other night and i got some major pwnage i evan tea bagged a guy

tea bag by Travel Sized Joe January 1, 2009

tea tard 

A person who lets opportunist Republicans use the tea party movement for their own ends.

A politically naive conservative who is easily influenced.

Jim, the leader of the teaparty, recieved a personal visit by our conservative Republican congressman who wanted to use the teaparty movement as a platform for his campaign. Jim was impressed and did not see through the sham.

It was on this day Jim became a tea tard.

tea tard by Kirks Monkey February 22, 2010

Tea-stress 

The one hapless friend (mostly male for extra degradation)who always ends up with the tea making duties because they can't build up enough self confidence not to be everyone's bitch.

Simon - "Kris, make the tea!"
Kris - "Do I have to? I made the last seven!"

Daniel - "YES you fucking do - your the tea-stress!! And when you've done that, wash these cups"

Tea-stress by Daniel B7 January 12, 2009

Tea Gag 

Verb; The act of tea bagging. Then you gag the bitch.

"Oh man, my girl was giving me guff last night, so I totally tea gagged her!"

Tea Gag by Miso C March 13, 2009