swine flu

A flu that makes you attracted to morbidly obese men, usually homosexual, and named Cipriano.

Example 1:
Girl One: Man, I got the swine flu.
Girl Two: You slept with Mr. Mendez?!

Example 2:
Girl One: I've got the swine flu, I'm so horny!
Cipriano Mendez: HERE I AM!

by stefashoniqua May 2, 2009

Swing state

When someone slaps your booty and their hands are as big as a small state.

Carrol: He swing stated me.
Jessica: his hands are massive aren't they.

by Haaake May 28, 2019

Strawberry Swing

When a girl starts going all bitch during her period.

John: "Wow, Sue went ape shit on Dave today."

Chris: "Don't mind her; she's just on her strawberry swing."

by SpicyPoyratez February 24, 2009

swine

Leather

"swine on my seats..."

by macdaddy September 24, 2003

Swine Flu

A flu that makes everyone want to piss themselves.
Also makes you extremely afraid of fat asses.
Originates from mexico.
Also known as Bacon Fever.

John: "crap, i have swine flu!"
Mark: "does that mean we can't hang out anymore?"
John: "OH MY GOD FATASS!!!"

by Imakemyselflaugh:D May 1, 2009

Crafty Swine

Noun; a jew of extreme jewish descent, usually from smack in the middle of israel. wears a yamaka to bed, when it takes a shower, and when it plays halo. Extremely crafty and sneaky...hence the name crafty swine.

Jr. Papa: Yo man this crafty swine just killed me from the top of the map with a spartan laser! He just crawled up with his claws and sharp teeth and then killed us all! Ahh!!! PAPA!

by 908 Projectile June 1, 2010

swing the bat

To get really drunk.

The party's an open bar, let's go swing the bat!

Dude, I SWUNG the bat last night!

by BekBekahBekahsonSon April 19, 2007