Snarf

(n.) (1). Invalid humor syntax (2). a joke lacking tact that has missed a target audience
(3). a practical joke of any caliber (4). Sarcasm
(v.) (1). To insult ones' insult (2). To make fun or be made fun of (3). To engage in practical jokes.
(a.) (1). unfunny (2). Sarcastic
Snarfing, Snarfed, Snarf, Snarfer.

I missed your toilet seat,

like you miss your ex?

Snarf.

by TheProfessor420 October 27, 2012

Starfyre

1. A nickname
2. Green lizard/dragon avatar, also look for balls,eggstail


Not to be mixed up with starfire

"I got my T-Shirt custom-made by Starfyre"

by Feanarth May 6, 2005

Starfish

Just lays there while you fuck it, often because of money

Jon Scarce: Celestia Vega is a fucking starfish!
Keemstar: IKR she only gives a fuck about the money

by DarkDick January 17, 2017

Starfish

A sexual partner (usually female) who lies there like a star fish. Receiving it all but has no interest whatsoever in reciprocating. All they do is take, take, take. Oral, Anal but never give any, unless it will satisfy themselves.

Dude that girl I got with last night was such a starfish! I almost fell asleep after it was done.

by Johnny4568998654 October 30, 2019

Lip Smack a Chocolate Starfish

To lick a butthole.

Person1: You want to lip smack a chocolate starfish?
Person2: Fuck no.

by VisibleKitten June 18, 2014

snarf

an interjection meaning damn, whoa, dud or shucks.

ex. 1: "you sure do got a pretty mouth"

"aw, snarf"


ex. 2: "Justine's in the other room being a drama queen again. i swear, you put one drop of liquor in that girl and she's crying and carrying on like someone actually gives a damn."

"oh snarf. that girl needs to be gagged and left somewhere."

ex. 3: "snarf! did you see that car just run over that hotdog stand?"

by Amy Christ April 29, 2005

Starfuck

a verb referring to the act of fucking in a Starbucks public bathroom

The Frappuccinos made us very horny so we decided to Starfuck.

We used the whipped cream from our lattes to Starfuck.

by fratsarestupid May 9, 2011