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the spotted dick

something only guys with the name of teham have. It makes you superior to guys with the name Aditya that usually spank girls called Anishka with a ruler. Spotted dicks are a type of cake and people who have spotted dicks get lots of blowjobs because their dicks are so sweet.
Girl: Oh my! What's your name?
boy: Oh it's Teham

Girl: SO YOU HAVE A SPOTTED DICK???

boy: yes of course
girl: let me give you a blowjob
boy: okay yeah sure, lots of girls suck my dick. My name is teham and guys with the name teham have the spotted dicks.
by TEHAM March 27, 2019
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Might Spot

The undefined area of skin between the vagina and anus.
I accidently hit the might spot having drunk sex; it might of been the vagina or might of been the anus.
by CRF450 October 21, 2008
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brown spot

A drinking game in which someone defecates into the middle of a circle of boys. A member of the circle then proceeds to beat the shit with a shoe, causing particles of shit to shower the members of the circle. When the shit has been destroyed, the person covered in the most amount of faeces must down a drink of the circle's choosing.
Me: That game of brown spot last night was insane! You were literally drowning in shit.

Steve: Yeah man. I had to down so much liquor.
by Mo lester December 9, 2012
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GD-spot

When hoes at worship get into it a bit too much...
Oh you see Kate over there? Yeah someone up there is totally hitting her GD-spot.
by The Freaky ONne May 15, 2011
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ink spot

A location where tattoos are done in less than sanitary conditions, such as someones home or garage, where low quality tattoos can be received for lower prices but an increased chance of infection.

Poor tattoos that are done out of one's home or garage, usually under the influence of drugs or alcohol in less than sanitary conditions.

Known infections you may receive include but are not limited to, HIV, MRSA, and Hep B.
Look at this infection I got from the ink spot!

We were so high when I got this ink spot.
by pseudonym46725 September 8, 2016
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Yub Spot

The area on an animal or critter you scratch that makes their rear leg kick frantically
Oh, you found my fur baby's yub Spot.. Look at his leg kickin' like there's no tomorrow!!
by Ginger Viking Jesus January 10, 2021
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spot to mouth

When a person is benchpressing and their spotter drops their pants and sticks their cock in their mouth when they are inhaling between reps.
He pulled a spot to mouth on Scott while at the Gym.
by Tim Eden March 7, 2007
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