Sock Puppetting

(v) The act of cramming one's arm so far up someones ass that you can control all their movements.

The only way that <insert subordinate here> should ever do anything or speak is if you're completely sock puppetting him.

by needingDefinition June 24, 2010

laughing sock

A certain person who seems to be laughing histarically non-stop at a certain object or at someone.

She seemed to be a laughing sock when he sat on her cookie, smudging the chocolate chip on his pants.

by Hinateh March 14, 2008

Sock-A-Cock

Another word for Cock Sock. To stuff your junk in a sock and let the juices flow. A soft cotton material also combined sometimes with spandex to help the protruding masturbation motion.

Sock-A-Cock for the love and softness of the family hand towels!

by theSACguy November 23, 2010

Sock Burn

A condition that occurs only in men, after aggressively masturbating with a sock for extended periods of time.

I had to masturbate with a sock last night and got sock burn

by Sephi1n6 December 21, 2009

(Knob) sock

An idiot, stupid person or some with low intelligence that does stupid things

that driver is a right "(knob) sock" or i hate him, he's such an "(knob) sock"

by Gavinc August 05, 2008

Throwing Socks

The act of having rough and violent sex.

Dude, Kayla and I were throwing socks all over the apartment today.

by Hahaguy2345678 March 04, 2011

Soft sock

An anomily in places where males coexist. Especially dorms.

"Does anyone have a soft sock I can borrow?"

"Sorry all my socks are standing upright, proping up broken furniture with missing wheels and pegs, or being used as paper weights."

by DDealer February 10, 2008