Shart Shopping

DEFINITION: A sale so good, you shart your pants.

Also used as: "Now, that's one Shart Shopper!"

Sally was so surprised at how good the prices were at this sale, that she accidentally let some poop out when she thought it would just be gas - Now, that's Shart Shopping!

OR....

Wow, Sally pooped her pants AND saved 30% on that sweater? Wow, she is one Shart Shopper!

by GeenMacheen September 21, 2014

Jello Shart

Chocolate pudding shot, similar to a jello shot

But pudding... and chocolate

Bro, pass me a lactaid before I take this Jello Shart

by toucemouse13 August 22, 2025

Shart

A big liquidity poop coming out if your asshole

My gaping ass cheeks had a shart coming put it was wet and juicy like ed Sheeran pussy

by Akoowakooo October 2, 2022

shart

when you think you are going to fart but a load and messy shit comes out in stead.

"oh dang I started all over my grandma, and now she is covered in wet poop and moist oder. " I love eating my fat sharts

by Kitkatthebat March 22, 2021

Shart

When you shit and fart at the same time
Or what you say something tastes like when there aren’t any other words to describe it

Person 1: what is it called when you shit and fart at the same time
Person 2: a shart, why?
Person 1: well I guess I just sharted

by Monkey at a type writer November 13, 2022

shart booger

A turd or a dingleberry.

worst case scenario, I not only sharted, I also have a shart booger in my pants.

by t41xicq July 22, 2017

Phantom Shart

When you think you've sharted so you pull down your pants and wipe your ass only to realize it's clean. That's a phantom shart.

Thought I shit myself, but it was a phantom shart.

by RoundenBrown June 12, 2022