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Shart Shopping

DEFINITION: A sale so good, you shart your pants.

Also used as: "Now, that's one Shart Shopper!"
Sally was so surprised at how good the prices were at this sale, that she accidentally let some poop out when she thought it would just be gas - Now, that's Shart Shopping!

OR....

Wow, Sally pooped her pants AND saved 30% on that sweater? Wow, she is one Shart Shopper!
by GeenMacheen September 21, 2014
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Jello Shart

Chocolate pudding shot, similar to a jello shot

But pudding... and chocolate
Bro, pass me a lactaid before I take this Jello Shart
by toucemouse13 August 22, 2025
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Shart

My gaping ass cheeks had a shart coming put it was wet and juicy like ed Sheeran pussy
by Akoowakooo October 2, 2022
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shart

when you think you are going to fart but a load and messy shit comes out in stead.
"oh dang I started all over my grandma, and now she is covered in wet poop and moist oder. " I love eating my fat sharts
by Kitkatthebat March 22, 2021
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Shart

When you shit and fart at the same time
Or what you say something tastes like when there aren’t any other words to describe it
Person 1: what is it called when you shit and fart at the same time
Person 2: a shart, why?
Person 1: well I guess I just sharted
by Monkey at a type writer November 13, 2022
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shart booger

worst case scenario, I not only sharted, I also have a shart booger in my pants.
by t41xicq July 22, 2017
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Phantom Shart

When you think you've sharted so you pull down your pants and wipe your ass only to realize it's clean. That's a phantom shart.
Thought I shit myself, but it was a phantom shart.
by RoundenBrown June 12, 2022
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