Sally was so surprised at how good the prices were at this sale, that she accidentally let some poop out when she thought it would just be gas - Now, that's Shart Shopping!
OR....
Wow, Sally pooped her pants AND saved 30% on that sweater? Wow, she is one Shart Shopper!
OR....
Wow, Sally pooped her pants AND saved 30% on that sweater? Wow, she is one Shart Shopper!
by GeenMacheen September 21, 2014

by toucemouse13 August 22, 2025

by Akoowakooo October 2, 2022

"oh dang I started all over my grandma, and now she is covered in wet poop and moist oder. " I love eating my fat sharts
by Kitkatthebat March 22, 2021

When you shit and fart at the same time
Or what you say something tastes like when there aren’t any other words to describe it
Or what you say something tastes like when there aren’t any other words to describe it
Person 1: what is it called when you shit and fart at the same time
Person 2: a shart, why?
Person 1: well I guess I just sharted
Person 2: a shart, why?
Person 1: well I guess I just sharted
by Monkey at a type writer November 13, 2022

A turd or a dingleberry.
by t41xicq July 22, 2017

When you think you've sharted so you pull down your pants and wipe your ass only to realize it's clean. That's a phantom shart.
by RoundenBrown June 12, 2022
