sensorlexia

When you try to speak but all that people hear is beeeeeeeeeeppp

Person with sensorlexia:*try’s to talk* beeeeeeeep
Person:is he saying a bad word?

by Savvy sue June 27, 2021

seasonal penis

a penis that sprouts only in December month.

I belong in the month of December, but not in any other month. I am not a holiday. What am I? ANSWER: seasonal penis

by Brad~COLDpeppa July 8, 2021

seasonally ethnically ambiguous

When the shade of your skin changes significantly between seasons enough that people can't pin down what ethnicity you might be.

Person A: "Oh Man, it's winter again. People can't tell if I'm brown enough to be racist to or white enough to be polite to"

Person B: "Dammit! I know what you mean. We're both so seasonally ethnically ambiguous"

by epiwonk July 20, 2021

Sensorverse

This describes the plethora of devices, wearables, trackers, GPS (global positioning systems), LPS (location positioning systems), biometric medical devices, accelerometers, hacked watchers, fitness bands, facial and vocal analysis apps, cameras and any device that measures and reports something.

Apple introduced yet another device into the Sensorverse
John tried to make sense of the many types of running watches in the Sensorverse
The Sensorverse is expanding so rapidly, soon, we'll be able to measure any aspect of human performance

by See What You Think October 2, 2021

Seasonal release

A limited release of a generic, pretentious beer from your local wanky craft brewery. Only limited because everyone realises it's shit, so won't drink it again.

Wanky craft brewery: What did you make of our seasonal release?

Customer: It tastes like ass - same as last year's.

by Awkwardsosig October 12, 2021

Setsuko

A cute girl, often small who always laugh ! Be with her for 2 hours and it will make tour day. She is prettier everyday and always smiling and make fun if herself
One of the best person on the earth
<333

Random: you know Setsuko
Random: The girl with the cute smile?

by imyoulol November 21, 2021

sensodunz

Someone who actively chooses to use sensodyne toothpaste over Colgate not only for brushing teeth but for shampoo, conditioner and shower gel. This is a person whose personality is gradually engulfed by the white gel itself.

She uses sensodyne to wash her armpits? She is such a sensodunz.

by ColgateGang November 7, 2021