Senioritis

A disease that affects high school and college seniors in the second semester symptoms include bad decisions, laziness, constant tardiness, lack of studying and in rare cases even use of drugs I. E. Pot

u have seven F's on your report card!!?

Ya

Y

Senioritis

by @Chickentastesgoodlol March 25, 2016

senior soup

the human soup that is the water in the hot tub of an assisted living facility

what's for dinner, honey?
Senior soup.
Do we have any Tabasco sauce? Last time it was kind of bland.

by Ae5Ea8 September 17, 2016

senior stew

this is "senior soup" (the human soup that is the water in the hot tub of an assisted living facility) but with the addition of chunks

the chunks make it stew, as opposed to soup

the chunks can be various paper products, sutures, pieces of dead skin or nails, hairs, dingleberries, mingleberries

senior stew: now with chunks!

by Ae5Ea8 September 17, 2016

serious shade

A more disrespectful type of shade.

"Dang, they wouldn't let a veteran come in and rest their weary bones on Veterans Day? That's some serious shade."

by Manglo Munch November 13, 2016

Section 23.1.0

What you use to ask for sex without being judged by others.

Jane is at a bar with Steve and they're both really drunk.

Steve: "Hey, do you wanna come back to my place and review Section 23.1.0?"

by ShadowVictory260 April 17, 2017

senior scream

A tradition in some high schools (and maybe colleges) where at the start of the last trimester/semester of their senior year, they all gather and scream.

Person 1: bro, second trimesters over and third trimester starts tommorow. Are you gonna do the senior scream?

Person 2: duh! Meeting with the rest of the grade after school to scream and celebrate the beginning of the end of high school!!!

by notaTHOT March 3, 2017

Senioritis

Senioritis is a disease that affects approximately 95% of the senior population during their second (and last) semester of high school after receiving acceptance letters from the colleges/unversities of their choice. During this time, affected persons may experience lack of motivation, a major decline in fucks to give, and a burning passion to get the hell out of high school.

John: I haven't handed in that Biology assignment yet.
Mallory: That was due 3 weeks ago!
John: It's not me, it's the senioritis.

by princess787 May 21, 2017