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Self neuter

The process of brutally ripping your testicles out from between your legs and later frying them at a KFC.
I just gave myself a self neuter! It was painful but my balls were just so fucking scrumptious after I ate those motherfuckers at my local KFC.
by Bigbootyhoe47 December 24, 2020
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Self Cockfidence

When a male is comfortable with removing his clothes, or not wearing underwear (free balling) because he has a big penis, and knows it.
Dude, did you hear Tyler suprise stripped for that foreign girls birthday party?" "Damn, Tyler has serious self cockfidence.
by CockyandIknowit April 14, 2011
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self-deprecatulation

People who use social media to humbly boast about their accomplishments.
Facebook or Twitter postings: "Opening for the Crosby, Stills, and Nash concert was totally humbling." "I have a Facebook friend who is always dropping names in a self-deprecatulating way." Self-deprecatulation is a common theme in social media today.
by Vidiot777 May 4, 2015
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Self Harm

The worst way to cope. People often self harm to focus on something physical rather then the mental pain they are experiencing. Some people think self harm is for attention but it's not. Nobody does self harm for attention, and nobody should be treated like they do. If you or somebody you know is self harming please get help.
Self Harm can also be abbreviated as SH
Person 1: " dude Jessica is self harming she is such an attention seeker."
Person 2: "What is wrong with you?! I am going to talk to Jessica never talk to me again."
by PizaCutter February 20, 2023
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self-seaters

A group of people who seat themselves at a table in a restaurant where a host or hostess is meant to seat you, thereby causing an inconvenience to the wait staff. Can also be "self-seater" singular for one person.
"Oh, there's some self-seaters on the patio, how annoying".

"Who sat those people there?" "Nobody, they are self-seaters "
by Peoplewholikejamillas June 3, 2017
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self-evident

not needing to be demonstrated or explained; obvious
We hold these truths to be self-evident.
by bluestinger66 December 1, 2022
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Self Harm

It's one of the worst form of punishment that someone can do to themselves, it tears people apart, pushing friends and family aside, going to mental facilities, becoming suicidal, irreversible scars that stick with you forever for a reminder of your darkest times, the scars left over from Self Harm and be seen has war medals, you were one of the few people to make it out of self harm alive.

Self harm can come in many different forms, I'm currently recovering from one round of self harm and starting to enter a second one, the most recognized form of self harm is cutting one's wrists with a knife but other places are cut to hide them of friends and family (waist, thighs, shoulders, etc) another form is scratching yourself to leave marks, people with longer nails are normally the ones to do this, it leaves long trails of red marks about 1 centimeter wide but they fade away after awhile, another form is bruising yourself, this can happen in different ways, hitting yourself, hitting the body part against something (table, wall, etc) a not as common one is scraping one's self until they bleed, using nail files, rocks, or anything that can leave a scrape.

But please remember, you're more than your self harm journey, if no one believes in you I do, when you make it out I'll be even happier, I'm proud of you no matter what, we're all warriors in our own ways ♡
Self harm is a terrifying thing, it destroys and takes lives every year at a worrying rate, it distances people from loved ones
by Butterflymadeofbutter July 25, 2023
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