Trade Rape

The process of making an awful trade in fantasy football.

John- Dude, I just got Plaxico Buress for Ronnie Brown from Kevin!

Steve- Man, you got trade raped. Plaxico Buress is in jail for like 3 years.

by TebowTime January 08, 2011

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Rape Eye

Word used to describe the look a man (or woman) gives when viewing any person they find sexually attractive (and who may or may not be under-age) and hence, would like to get inside of.

Woah dude, check out Collin's rape eye! He's checkin out that jailbait in the corner!

by jtibbles October 08, 2006

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bird rape

the act of having your food (preferably a churro)stolen our of your hands by a tremendous bird

nicole, who was holding her churro near her shoulder, was suddenly bird raped in the middle of her conversation with katie. she screamed like a futhamucka.

nicole-yes i'm serious! arielle is not a real mermaid
AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
katie-oh my gosh! you were just bird raped

by arielle1993 February 13, 2009

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sagatory rape

Someone trying to spell statutory rape how it sounds.

I tried to urban dictionary statutory rape, but didnt know how to spell it, it sounds like sagatory rape so ill try that. Oh look thank you random guy!! You are awesome.

by RandomintheTimeZone May 21, 2014

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Shit Rape

The act of taking a shit that is so hard, dry, and crusty, that it will tear your asshole open with the force of a thousand warriors. May include bleeding and the inability to sit down.

Person A: Dude, I just ate some Taco Bell and I gotta go drop a nuke in the bathroom.
Person B: Careful mate, don't shit rape yourself too hard.

by SanicDid9/11 September 25, 2015

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