Sneaky Randy

Shit on the floor, just everywhere. Coat every surface in shit, leave no spot untouched.
Some guy did a Sneaky Randy at my school the other day, hazmat says we can go back next month
by Roadkill Randy November 18, 2021
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Pull a Randy

While partaking in a game of hackie sack, the sack is hit in your direction. It is in the mid section of your body and to avoid a key hole, you thrust your mid section to deflect it. Upon doing this you tare open the front of you pants and boxers, exposing your junk to all playing.
"Dude, the last thing you want to do is pull a randy hackie sacking"
by chilingbythebeachonthursdays September 19, 2012
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Randy's Penis

The greatest penis to make fun of and joke about
Hey Kev, I took a shower last night and Randy's Penis was inscribed on the mirror.

Kevin heard Randy's Penis slapping the walls of his wife's pussy while Kevin was going downstairs for a midnight snack.

Kevin struck Randy's Penis with his oddesy putter while Randy was about to putt.
by All Axcess Landscaping December 31, 2024
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Looking like a Randy

When a dude is looking like a real new balance wearing,jort wearing, grillin, hot rod button up shirt kind of guy.
Look at that fine specimen of a Man looking like a Randy over there. Just mowed his lawn and now he’s a grillin for the whole damn neighborhood!
by Kev the clown May 06, 2022
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Randy trombone

A Rusty Trombone except the act is performed while overly excited
"oh woa woa woa are you trying to give me a Randy Trombone???"
by ShadySphincter69 November 22, 2023
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R.J. (A Randy Johnson)

Holy smokes Chris just got an R.J. (A Randy Johnson) from that absolute dud. She looks like she’d throw gas with that kind of velocity!
by Chris Miller March 23, 2023
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randy racer

A Randy Racer is the most dangerous form of racer there is due to his " Watch Me Pop A Wheelie " or " Watch Me Go Sideways Down the track" Mentality that threatens the lives of the racer next to him and the crowd in the grandstands.

A Randy Racer is usually the class clown.
Here comes Randy Racer I hope nobody gets in a wreck I wouldn't want to be the driver next to him.
by racetrack coroner July 31, 2017
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