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Rainbow Family

A rag-tag disorganized group of weekend hippies who exercise their first amendment right to gather on the 4th of July weekend. They illegally gather in groups of tens of thousands in remote, pristine areas of public land. Despite claims to "cleaning up after themselves," the Rainbows destroy protected wilderness areas often trampling upon endangered plants and making life difficult for endangered animals. While Rainbows pretend to be a non-organization, they act in an organized fashion to devastate environmental areas in the name of celebrating "Mother Earth." Despite some similarities between their belief system and First Nations belief systems, Rainbow Family members frequently trespass upon and desecrate indigenous sacred lands. They ignore the pleas of native elders to respect and refrain from gathering upon sacred locations.

Most Rainbows are well-behaved, but a significant minority steals to gain money to get to Rainbow gatherings. They will also shoplift supplies needed for the gathering. Given the extent of drug use among the Rainbow Family members, it is no surprise that violence is much more common than these "peaceful folks" care to admit. Rainbow Family culture is still far more sexist than they admit. The women do most of the work at the Gatherings. The men generally look to get laid. Rainbows are well known for permissive policies regarding drug use and sex. STD's, particularly disease resistant strains, are common among the Rainbows.
I hear it'll be decades before that part of the park recovers from that Rainbow family gathering; they have completely fucked it up.

Rainbow Dick 

When a long penis is curved in a boomerrang shaped fashion.
"Wow, you have the nicest rainbow dick i have ever seen. Is there gold on the other side?
Rainbow Dick by Kelley September 10, 2003

rainbow party 

This is where I had painful results. I had a serious reaction to something in the lipstick (the next morning). It caused my penis to swell 2 times its normal erect width (but it wasn't erect). It was also red, inflammed, and itched badly. To get relief, I had to get a shot in my penis (OUCH!) and put a creme on it. It took about a week before it was back to normal. My advice - avoid these partys!
The results from the rainbow party left me with serious pain!
rainbow party by Sore Jimmy April 12, 2006

rainbow necker 

A person who performs cunnilinctus on a menstruating woman. (see also rainbow kiss)
"Oh yes, my Phillip is a rainbow necker" said Elizabeth proudly.
rainbow necker by Dunky Oggins November 19, 2003

Rainbow Trout 

The after-effect of a rainbow party.

The result of one's trouser trout or slimy swimmer to be covered in multiple colors of the rainbow after a lass and her friends have each taken a turn slobbing on the knob with various shades of lipstick on.

Typically, the owner of said rainbow trout has no recollection of the events during or after the rainbow party. This is because large quantities of alcohol and/or other substances are enjoyed during.
"Did you see Ted's rainbow trout? It took three early load drops but they got every color lip-painted like champs!"
Rainbow Trout by PhoenixJC February 22, 2014

rainbow wings 

Switch the above with red wings. The moron who wrote it is bass akwards
rainbow wings by Mobius July 17, 2003