pube tube

the Internet (slang), as boob tube is for television.

* The Internet is far more about connections between peers than something
shown by a distinct class (TV networks/women) to a more-often separate
consumer class (viewers/men+lesbians).

* Whereas boobs offer diffences along few dimensions, the Internet and pubes
both vary dramatically depending on who the consumer is.

* As with pubes, Internet miners go through forrests (of information) to get
to their ultimate destination.

* There are far more pictures of pubes on the Internet.

At home I watch the boob tube, but at work I mostly surf the pube tube.

by ououou August 9, 2004

fetal pubes

The pubes of a unborn child

The amount of fetal pubes on Tim, made him look like a tumbleweed in the womb

by Metallica4-11 March 30, 2003

pubes

bad, awful, poor, stupid, retarded, pointless etc. NOTE: substitute pubes for any of these words.

Man, this traffic is totally pubes.

by M. Barton August 26, 2006

Pubes and cock

A pair of shorts with a malfunctioning zipper that can only be held up by a belt or drawstring. The zipper is usually zipped up only to shortly go back down, revealing the contents intended to be covered by a functioning zipper, often this is pubes, cock, or both.

Blake: Hey Eddie, can I borrow a pair of shorts?

Eddie: Yeah, but all I got are those fucking pubes and cock.

Blake: Fuck that, I don't want my little cock to pop out in front of all those girls.

by Blake Robinson May 27, 2008

permanent puberty

where you have a high pitch voice for-ever

that kid is in the state of permanent puberty.

by nockie boy and underwizzle December 18, 2005

pubecup

1. (v) To shave one's pubes and insert them into a cup of someone else's without their knowledge.
2. (n) A cup that has pubes in it without its owner's knowledge.

1. "dude, i pubecupped this bitch last night."
2. "Oh snap, I think I got a pubecup."

by Billdoom January 6, 2008

PubeMouth

Somebody who ate pubes and feels guilty.

"Sorry for being a PubeMouth mom, i was hungry, and pubes reminded me of spaghetti."

by pat harner February 10, 2009