When I'm the one getting raped in prison

I don't need to go to prison and get raped just because YOU got raped, you piece of shit. And I don't have to spend the rest of my life in a echo chamber just so you can feel like your kids are safe or you can feel like I'm not better than you.

Hym "When I'm the one getting raped in prison it will be because and one because you never gave a shit about the law in the first place. You want your kids to dictate the lives of everyone around you and YOU ARE STALKING AND HARASSING ME INDEFINITELY AND I'M GOING TO MURDER YOUR KIDS FOR YOU DOING THAT YOU FUCK. I don't have to tolerate it and I've already tolerated it more than THE LAST GUY DID, didn't I? The last guy you did it to just shot up the school or something, didn't he? It wouldn't take you this long to learn your lesson if you weren't fucking retarded but, hey, maybe one more will do the trick, right? Oh what's that? The thing I said but about me?"

by Hym Iam August 14, 2025

Prison Pills

Medications that inhibit the ability to create and retain memories, often benzodiazepines.

Patient: "Hello, Doctor: I suffer from anxiety and depres-"

Doctor: "Xanniieesss!"

NEXT DAY

Patient: Excuse me officer how did i get here.

Officer: "You were found unresponsive in a stolen car with a dead baby in the back seat"

Patient: "They should call these things Prison Pills"

by puffingbillies December 11, 2022

prison salsa

When a man takes Picante sauce packets or plain salsa and covers another inmates asshole before pounding it

I’m glad they started giving us salsa with meal time, I saved mine to make prison salsa last night.

by Trash_mouth October 23, 2022

Prison Burrito

To be wrapped up in a rug or blanket and skull fucked

Did you hear that Johnny got prison burrito’d by the local crips?

by Jabrone842 May 10, 2022

prison minute

a) Canadian prison slang for a 5-year sentence (60 months) as in the federal prisons, this is considered a short sentence, which is the older meaning of a minute.
b) MINUTE: short period of time

How long you in for, mate?
Just a prison minute -- no biggie

"Hey, can I see you for a minute in my office?" ("You're the boss; let me drop everything & attend to your order.")

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada July 30, 2023

Prison Mike

He will let you down, a complete POS. A poser at heart. He will exaggerated his military service. And worst of all I tell, he will surrender when surrounded by the SWAT team and throw the white privilege card to get out of it like any Ted shits your pants Nugent wannabe. Will never actually stand up for what he says he believes, hence the ultimate poser.

Are you going to bitch out like Prison Mike, or are you going to shot it out until the until the end.

by StoneyCali June 1, 2021

Book Prison

Book Prison - n. library or place which houses an undefinable number of literary works.

"Are you studying tonight?"

"Yeah, meet me in the Book Prison"

by SliKricK December 5, 2019