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phantom bugler

Like its cousin the rusty trombone, it is when a guy is eating out a girl's asshole and uses three fingers on her in the front, resembling the playing of a bugle.
Dude I totally gave your sister a phantom bugler before you got home.
by Blahblahzo June 14, 2006
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phantological

adj. female sexual obsession for ghosts, rarely defined as a medical condition. Also see phantology.
"You are so phantological, Deidre"! her mum screamed in disgust as she found countless copies of "Ghost World" in her daughters secret drawer.
by Jumaï July 30, 2006
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phantom gourmet

Busybody who always needs to ask where one's lunch has come from, even if it's obvious. Every ingredient must be accounted for.
Zeke: How come you didn't have lunch with us today, Clyde?

Clyde: I got caught by the phantom gourmet. Of course she had to ask me if I'd gotten my burger at Wendy's. I said, "What gave it away? The bag that says 'Wendy's' on it?"
by Krakky McKraken November 11, 2008
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phanto

A "phanto" pronounced "fawn-toe" or "fon-toe", is another word to describe an uncircumsized itty. It's usually a term coined by some Native American Plains Indians, generally in the Dakota region.
Shut up before i cut the foreskin off your phanto and roll it around in the grass.
by kgsoloman5000 February 5, 2010
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phantom wang

the art of showing your genitals in a hidden fashion so the person seeing the genitalia doesn't know who the perpetrator is.
Esteban phantom wanged some girls and traffic from the third story balcony.
by dong warrior November 22, 2010
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Phantom Fart

When everyone in the room has smelled a fart yet no one farted.
Wife: Did you fart?
Man: No
Wife: Well, I didn't fart either.
Man: <smells fart> oh fuck
Wife: What?
Man: Must be a Phantom Fart.
by ramdom shit you should stop se January 20, 2019
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Suicide Pact Thot

Someone who makes suicide pacts with multiple people. However, most suicide pact thots are just super edgy people who act way more depressed online then they actually are irl.
Person 1: Man, life fucking sucks right now!
Person 2: Same here. Suicide pact?
Person 1: Hmm, I already have a suicide pact with 7 others. But I guess I can make one with you too if it means I get around to killing myself quicker!
Person 2: Deal! But be careful though. You’re turning into quite the suicide pact thot.
by Edgyteenager666 March 6, 2019
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