Perfect Woman 

Creature, much like Santa Claus, The Easter Bunny, Sasquatch and the Good Nigger- often spoken of, but one has never actually been seen by a reputable witness.

I met the perfect woman last night, just before I sailed my yacht back to my mansion.....yeah...that's the ticket!

Perfect Woman by Malcolm X-crement January 5, 2004

twenty percenter 

A person that has 80% of their head up their ass... Often used on the road to refer to people driving on I476 or I76 in the Philadelphia region because of their lack of ability to merge onto a moving highway. Also used to describe all of New Jersey's drivers... They cause traffic jams because they apply the brakes instead of gas when trying to merge onto a fast moving highway thus causing accidents, or making everyone stop causing a chain reaction traffic jam that doesn't end until sometime around 7:30pm... These roads would otherwise be clear if these people had the ability to access the other 80%.

Also used to describe everyone that drives to the beach on late friday afternoons during rush hour.

Driver in front: "Hey, look at me. I think I'm a safe driver because I go 35MPH to merge onto a highway that has an average speed of 75MPH!"

Smart Driver stuck behind: "What a fucking twenty percenter. Now none of us can merge smoothly."

twenty percenter by Jack Bell June 25, 2007

PERFECT SHOT 

Word used for any shitty throw from right-field to a base in the infield. Includes rainbows, skid-marks, and any other fucked up throw.

That #12 just tossed a PERFECT SHOT over the fucking fence.

PERFECT SHOT by JC May 29, 2004

Perfection

James Spencer Robinson

I Know You Might Get alot Of The But Please Post This Cos James Spencer Robinson Is Perfection In My Eyes xxxxx

Perfection by AmyBabyy :) July 8, 2010

perfection

see also. 'Rachel Mcadams'

A=B then Rachel Mcadams=perfection, therefore perfection is Rachel Mcadams.

perfection by Hewhoiswise1 July 28, 2010

Perfect Man 

Harry styles

Harry is a perfect man in every way and form.

Perfect Man by simpfor1D May 12, 2020

the perfect storm 

The Perfect Storm is created whenever many activities that individually would cause one to shit are combined into one ridiculous brew. A Perfect Storm could be created after a heavy night of drinking when someone decides they want to eat taco bell, smoke lots of cigarettes, drink a venti coffee, and then go on a long walk. The Perfect Storm is normally an emergency situation.

Guy 1: 'What the hell bro!'
Guy 2: 'What?'
Guy 1: 'i just realized that I have the Perfect Storm brewin"
Guy 2: 'bummmer man. your goose is cooked. this long walk has led us an hour away from a decent toilet.'

the perfect storm by [e-mail] April 7, 2011