foreign package

Alcohol, of any kind,consumed in private and in advance of appearing at the party destination

Even before he fell off the balcony it was clear to all he had arrived at the party with a "foreign package"

by sheila in the car October 9, 2008

pacific rim

Placing a slice of pineapple over the anus of another person, then eating out that person's ass.

The citric acid from that pacific rim is burning my sphincter.

by Snorkie May 21, 2006

Pacific Grove Middle School (PGMS)

You know you go to PGMS when...
1) You're addicted to the cookies
2) Your math teacher is either extremely awkward or insane
3) You have played the part of a duck, a farmer, a cowboy, a girl who cant say no, a stripper, or a gangster in the school play.
4) The popular group is more than 50% of your graduating class.
5) The band kicks ass.
6) Your school has an elevator ^^ (yes little children. drop at my feet in awe.)
7) You have had or know of a history teacher who showed you a video about eating a tiger penis.
8) People are very competitive in bingo.
9) There are stripper poles in the woodshop room.
10) There is a plant that looks like marijuana in a planter box by a certain teacher's (see #7) room.
11) Babies are to be placed on shelves.
12) Your music teachers definition of pop music is "Music of the Night" from the Phantom of the Opera.

#12 Sheldon: Hey, can we play a pop song this year at for orchestra?
Mrs. Priest: Oh, yeah, sure, like Music of the Night?

#2 Mr. Mello: -places hand on Rhonda's shoulder- Smells like rain.

Pacific Grove Middle School (PGMS)- its where it happens.

by PsEuDoNyM<333 January 23, 2011

fanny pack

A pouch or other device used to hold items usually worn around the waist. Most often used as an alternative to a man-purse.

Frank keeps his lube and lipstick in his fanny pack.

by ??? September 27, 2003

ethnic package

When someone adds chrome and/or tint and either raises or drops the vehicle depending on the ethnicity and/or location.

Hey bra ! you got the ethnic package for your truck.

by Koukalaka May 21, 2008

Safety Pack

A six or twelve pack of beer to bring to a party just in case they don't have enough alcohol, you know they will run out, or assume the only alcohol the host has left is Natty Ice.

Jason: Yo Ken, you think we should bring a safety pack to Chad's party tonight??

Ken: Um yea fo sho, the two Adam's are lushes and will be there early... they will obviously drink all the good stuff.

Jason: True story, safety pack on deck

by Jason J Rock April 8, 2011

Hewlett Packard

Hewlett Packard, abbreviated HP, is a corporation dedicated to manufacturing top-of-the-line malfunctioning, Cambodian sweatshop assembled, eAIDS infested plastic and metal scraps or "personal computers" run on Mongolian prostitutes' tit milk. HP laptops are as reliable, trustworthy, and totally clean of any "surprises" as much as a Hoe's Pussy. HP laptops are like used Afghani goat condoms repacked and assured of their technological innovativeness, technologically a hybrid between an ACER, a shopping cart, and liquidated, metal casted soiled drapes.

-Dude you bought an HP? Hewlett Packard "laptop" resting on my bed)
Yeah. She's tired though, she fucks me so hard 24/7 bitch almost caused a fire.

-How much?
$1500

by NukifyouBuk December 4, 2010