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stank onion

a conversation that doesn't actually end, but dies from a lack of cohesiveness
person a:
why is he in a garbage bin?
person b:
the blue bin represents osama bin laden
person a:
why does he reach around the first time to take out his eyes, but not to put them back?
person b:
the fruits nearby convey a sense of rotten nature, our own rotten nature
that the internal hands then lead us to by placing the eyes INSIDE the bin
person a:
why does he put them back at all if he doesn't want to see anymore?
person b:
so the bin is laden with eyes
person c:
And the wheel represents mankind's instinctive drive towards progress
person a:
at first i was like "bin laden... weak"
but now
person b:
it is a soup ad, actually
I think we found the subject of our first song...
person c:
Soup?
person a:
no — Vancouver
person c:
I think the ad worked
person a:
is there a name for a conversation that doesn't really end, it just dies from lack of cohesiveness?
person b:
stank onion
by dankorstank May 11, 2016
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Onion dough-spin

The act of shoving an onion up your lover's anus while having sex with them, after that you flip their body onto their front side and cram pizza dough into their vagina.
"Bro, I just gave my girlfriend an Onion dough-spin last night"
by becauseimapotato May 15, 2016
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Onion Jar

That guy who knows absolutely everything yet lacks any ability to apply said knowledge. He can tell you everything about the processes gone into making the glass jar, how many onions the jar contains, chemical composition of the pickling vinegar, what type of onions they are .... yet has the complete inability to take the lid off.
"Here Jeff, that new project manager is a right ONION JAR, hadn't got a clue which way to turn the spanner to undo that nut!"
by dgh938peg June 14, 2016
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blow an onion

To exert yourself to the point of giving yourself a hernia. More specifically intended towards males, in reference to their manhood...
That box is heavy, I might blow an onion if I help you move it!
by Iittlemumma January 31, 2018
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Simple couple onion

A description for someone who thinks they are complicated, but really only has a couple of very basic layers.
Martin was many things. But mostly, he was such a simple couple onion.
by Aussielegend+5 October 28, 2019
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why do i have an onion

bro me and my mom are so confused like what’s up with this onion
by who gave my son an onion November 2, 2019
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i made the onion

lmao i make onions and the guy who gave her son an onion
lmao but seriously i made the onion and i make many onions so hmu for some onions
by who gave my son an onion November 2, 2019
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