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Jumping Aids

A form of the AIDS virus that affects 25% of Americans. Jumping AIDS are usually found in people who scratch their legs, feet, groin, or abdomen. This form of AIDS spreads to these areas and creates minor rashes; these rashes vary in size and location, which implies the name "Jumping" AIDS.
She probably got them Jumping AIDS. Did you see her scratch her cooch?
by Rapstar3 October 30, 2010
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jumping around

Running around town and hanging out with different groups of people and visiting different establishments.
I'm jumping around with my bestie right now.
by Justfiguringthisout1990 April 22, 2018
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Doodle Jumping

-verb
To be in the middle of a game of Doodle Jump.
I can't take the trash out right now, I'm Doodle Jumping and I've almost beaten my high score.
by Tikicobra November 2, 2010
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Jump Rump

I saw 3 drunk girls playing jump rump in the snow and couldn't look away
by oninomad February 22, 2011
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Jump it and hump it

A statement used to tell one to fornicate his female counter part without prior notice or with out her concent. also know as rape.
God: What did u do w/ that mary magdolin lady?
Jesus: NOTHING DAD!!
Mosses: Jump it and Hump it!!! WOOOT
by WWT SKATER July 26, 2006
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Base-Jump

spouces arms and legs to the bed causing them to be bed bound so no movement in possible. Then bring a 12 foot ladder into the room. Begin masturbating to get a erection and jump in a spread eagle motion into your asleep partners ass hole. Causing a amazing, spontanious reaction with your partner.

WARNING: May cause Death, Anal Bleeding, AND/OR Broken Cock, head trauma, nose bleed, erectile disfunction heptititus A AND/OR B, hair loss, asthema, and poo poo on your dick.
Dave,why are you upset? where is your wife? I gave her a Base-Jump and she died of eternal a$$ bleeding... Oh dear
by Quastel Leeyawnka April 17, 2010
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jump off

a person who lacks respect for there body does anything a prostitute would do plus more
by woldnt u love to know October 5, 2003
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