When a man ejaculates on a woman's stomach and then proceeds to pat on her stomach as if her stomach is a drum set.
"I like to pull out and finish on a girls stomach and then play the drums on her stomach"
"You should call that a Dirty Dan."
"You should call that a Dirty Dan."
by HockeyNJ May 04, 2010
by SMSMSMS November 15, 2019
Alex just wouldn't learn, I Dan King'd his ass last week and he still bitches about his camaro, go get me some ice cream boyy
by DirrtySanchez October 06, 2008
Getting up at 10am, pouring a scotch and handing everyone a beer before breakfast in Texas, every day for four days in a row, now that's pulling a Dan
by Texas lover September 18, 2008
when you do something or say something that makes no sense and after a minute your friends tell you that you messed up.
when in a video game you have 25 bullets shoot 1 bullet run to enemies base reload and then die... this is a dan moment
by Brandon Terrill props to dan lekhtman April 21, 2008
A dirty little fag-end who thinks he is the shit. Thinks that he is gods gift to women. Really likes men. And Scratchin his own Anus. And then sniffing the evidence on his fingers.
by dan james' mum August 10, 2008
by anniebanannie September 25, 2006