metal elitist

a metal elitist is a person, typically an older metalhead guy or an incel teenage boy, who only listens to metal, likes to gatekeep metal, and will call you a poser if you like nu metal or popular metal bands. they are usually misogynistic and will call anything that doesnt fall under an extreme metal genre mid.

Me: “I like the bands Korn and Slipknot. I am also a fan of Metallica.”

Metal Elitist: “Theres no way you like that mallcore bullshit! All they do is sing about angst and dress like rappers! How could you possibly want to listen to a song where a man expresses his emotions? Poser!” *recommends you a black metal band that makes songs about killing jews*

by hayden06 December 25, 2021

Metal Muff

The tin can that you keep in your closet that works as a makeshift pocket pussy. Typically filled with a random condiment to stimulate pleasure in horny pre-teens.

Person A: I think my parents found my metal muff this morning.
Person B: That's why I leave beans in mine, they don't suspect a thing.

by Mr.Diddler March 6, 2019

metal gear

Metal Gear is something that people yell out when something bad happens. (refrencing Solid and Naked Snake from the metal gear solid video game series)

McDonald's drive thru: I'm sorry sir but our shake machine is broken.

Me: Metal Gear? METAL GEAAAAAARRRR

by Maso-man June 27, 2016

Rue-Metal

A genre of metal inhabited by bands desperately trying to reclaim old fans who bailed after they changed their sound to jump on an early '00s bandwagon

"Did you hear Death Magnetic? It's kinda rue-metal but at least they sorted that fucking snare."

by thisiseverybodysfaultbutmine August 29, 2020

metal mash

When a male with braces goes down on a female in an aggressive fashion. This is often done out of malice and can result in scaring.

Aaron was so mad at his girlfriend for ruining his party that he metal mashed her later that night.

by Jjcales January 11, 2012

bell metal

Something so absolutely solid there seems to be no way at all of breaking it.

I was trying to break the concrete up but it had set like Bell Metal.

by old men dont lie May 25, 2016

bronze metal

Asshole

After 6 weeks of asking my girlfriend finally gave me her bronze metal.

It's the third best hole.

It's nice when you get it but it still kinda stinks.

awwe you dirty
Ass

Anal
Butthole
but love
it was one time
olympic

by OMG it's Patty G March 25, 2016