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Boogy Nose Johnson

A boogy nose Johnson is a person or child whose running nose has become an ongoing problem. Tissues and toilet paper must be used to evacuate the nasal passage more than seventeen times per hour.
Hey; boogy nose Johnson blow your damn nose, you’re making me want to vomit in my own underwear.
by Raquel S. March 29, 2020
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Pinocchio Nose

by JavaInk88 April 28, 2020
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breathe nose air

Laughing at a meme online, that isn’t really funny.
Bro that reddit meme made me breathe nose air.
by Ushanka Sheep October 13, 2020
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Moose Noose

Daddy bent me over, put on a moose noose, and split my quivering sphincter.

The moose noose makes my cock engorged and rigid.

My homemade moose noose was too tight and my knob turned purple.
by Dick Onchin October 29, 2020
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voldemorts nose

here's the story of how voldemort actually lost his nose.
people tend to think that someone did the got your nose joke and actually took his nose and left but this isnt what happened.

when he was still that delicious looking man named tom riddle he had 2 hobbies, killing people and eating pussy. one day after failing to kill harry he went and ate some pussy but his nose got stuck in that juicy fluffy puthy and now its lost in some girls body. he couldn't breathe at first but then he got used to it.

the legend says he's still looking for his nose because he cant remeber who that girl was. too bad he didnt make the nose into a horcrux because no one would ever find it.
person 1: wow guess what i just found out
person 2: what?
person 1: i found out the real story of voldemorts nose
person 2: really? i want to know!!!
by bababooy November 10, 2020
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Rioting Nose Lick

When you find rioting people so you take the oldest man and the youngest girl to you trailer, make them lick up each others noses. Let them at it for 1 hour then extract the snot onto a riot shield and rub your uncle on the shield, creating snot on your uncles head. Freeze the kid then feed it to your uncle along with the man. Then release a pack of worms in his left foot.
Man I love walking around town doing the rioting nose lick
by The real gangster December 23, 2020
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Coleton Noises

Incoherent noises and sounds that have no purpose or meaning to them.
Dude, he was so high last night he started making Coleton Noises.
by AtomicGoblin420 January 7, 2021
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