Riding The Red Pony

Slang for a woman on her period.

"I'm riding the red pony"
"Are you riding the red pony this week?"
"Do you have a tampon; I'm riding the red pony."

by DivineEnigma April 29, 2012

My Little Pony

A girl with a lower body that is out of proportion with her upper body. Thick legs and hips - but thin on top. This look can deceive a guy when she is spotted across the bar and looks attractive but shocks you when she stands up.

Guy 1: Sally set me up with her friend and I thought she was hot at first.

Guy 2: What changed your mind?

Guy 1: When she got up to go to the bathroom I saw she was a my little pony.

by AZ Woody November 2, 2008

What's the Pony Express?

inter. Anything dealing with sex.

Lets write a report on the Pony Express, but not get you pregos

by shaqualooloo April 6, 2005

Ass Pony

Much like being a smart ass, but in a more light-hearted manner; the action of stating the obvious for the (laughter) benefit of everyone except the person the statement is being addressed to.

Wife: "Why won't the car start?"
Husband: "I don't know. Did you put the key in the ignition and turn it?"
Wife: "Yes... ass pony."

by thriwn_rod September 30, 2010

pony tail freak

old obsessive man sporting a pony tail. enjoys the company of little boys and young adults when they are riding "nuts to ass" on a crappy motorbike.

That pony tail freak needs to be imprisoned for being a total faggot.

by puppy! December 16, 2008

dog and pony show

working to hard for something that aint worth shit

My roommate spent 3 hours preping for a date, he turned the damn thing into a dog and pony show

by Goodpancakes February 23, 2004

droney rosey pony

a horrible miserable nasty stinky laydee!!!
She drones on and on and on and on and on !!!!!!!!!!!
Shes mean!! Bubblegade hate her!!!

poo lop rose ya bitch!!!!
We hate rose!!!

by bubble gade May 4, 2005