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messy chestnut 

A messy chestnut refers to the act of a man pulling his erect penis out of a woman's vagina and ejaculating on the general chest area of the female. The man then sucks and inhales the semen into his own mouth until he collects it all. The woman opens her mouth and allows the man to spit the semen into her mouth and then let's it drip off of her chin and run back down her chest area.
Any noun in the history of ever.
You are a mussin
What's up my mussin
How are you mini mussin
What the fuck mussin

Hitler commanded all the little mussins
mussin by Alfonzo_Tator June 26, 2016

messy camel 

The act of pulling out just in time and cumming on the womans genitals also known as the "Ole' bust and clean"
Yeah homie i gave that bitch a messy camel
messy camel by Lando? June 14, 2016

Mossy pancakes

A vagina so nasty and ugly you puke at the sight of it
That girl so fugly she has to have mossy pancakes
Mossy pancakes by $$$Cash-ching$$$ October 12, 2016
A fuckhead who is, in essence, the very definition of the level of stupidity of whatever act he or she did. The next level of being a dumbass, if you will.
Stop acting like a musset!
musset by hodgethegod December 9, 2016

mushy jaw 

When someone is high and can't stop moving their jaw, and lips
Dennis aka Denny philly boy was on the phone texting Tara and he had very bad mushy jaw.
mushy jaw by Dennyphillyboy January 3, 2017