you're mom

how stupid people spell your mom.

It's your mom. not you're mom. learn grammar.

by Betsch March 2, 2008

Kyle's Mom

A term for all the overly involved busybodies unsatisfied with ruining their own kid's life want to take away the fun of being a kid from everyone.

That lady who wants to ban all birthday parties because her precious snowflake has a "gluten allergy" is such a Kyle's mom

by mcdubh October 16, 2014

Mom-zoned

The equivalent of the male friend-zone- only, for females.

Being mom-zoned is the difference of being asked for a sandwich as opposed to a sammich.

by TheDreamer August 22, 2012

Instagram mom

A girl who acts like she loves her child and posts pictures like look at my cutie, she's my world. But is more interested in the next guy she can sleep with. Barely works and acts like she spoils her child but everyone knows her parents support that baby.

Nicole is such an Instagram mom I feel bad for her daughter

by Sweets94 May 11, 2014

mom sandwich

a sandwich made with the bread no one wants, (i.e. the ends of the loaf, using two different kinds of bread,) which mom usually gets stuck eating

Jan: Mmm, I sure am enjoying this grilled chicken and pesto on ciabatta!

Sue: Just wait until you have kids... then you'll be stuck with mom sandwiches like me.

by floaster August 28, 2009

mom gay

your mother

lol ecks dee 420 noscope fam get shrecked

your mom gay

by pussyfinger February 2, 2018

soccer mom

Soccer moms usually are 40 year old ladys-- excuse me, whores who got knocked up by some douchebag. Most of the time they sign they're litle 12 year old kids to comunity center soccer legues, so they're rooms are filled with plastic trophies that kid doesn't care about. Soccer moms also have organizations that heavly support groups such as: RIAA, ESRB, Parental Advisory, Peta, Green-Peace and "WWF." Because of this support many things have been restricked from young audiences.

Soccer moms also drive shity SUV vehicles like Dodge Caravan's and Mercury, and what you will usually find in those cars are sports equipement, toys and other lame stuff.

If a poor child in Africa is starving to death blame it on the soccer mom down the street.

by SweanKimerson September 4, 2006