A Midnight Snack is when you're woken up, from a dead sleep, at any time between 12 am and Sun-up (it has to still be dark out) with terrible diarrhea caused by the last meal you ate before going to bed.
If you are woken up with Shit Cramps, a Midnight Snack is almost certain to immediately follow.
If you are woken up with Shit Cramps, a Midnight Snack is almost certain to immediately follow.
by Munson G. September 12, 2022
Get the Midnight Snackmug. adj., when one has a deep, mind-boggling, innovative, and/or philosophical revelation in the middle of the night (usually when trying to get to sleep). Most people will either
a) have to document it somehow before being able to sleep
b) think about it till they bore themselves to sleep
or c) find themselves unable to remember it in the morning, much like a dream.
a) have to document it somehow before being able to sleep
b) think about it till they bore themselves to sleep
or c) find themselves unable to remember it in the morning, much like a dream.
*Billy goes downstairs and begins blogging*
Mom: Billy! It's 2 in the morning, what are you doing on that computer?!"
Billy: "Hold on mom, I'm having midnight insight!"
Mom: Billy! It's 2 in the morning, what are you doing on that computer?!"
Billy: "Hold on mom, I'm having midnight insight!"
by Kyle S.. December 18, 2010
Get the midnight insightmug. It like a reverse blumpkin, she got Midnight Dogged! I am so jealous I wish my bf would do that for me.
If you order hotdog for delivery, that’s double eating out!
If you order hotdog for delivery, that’s double eating out!
by Irottram June 4, 2021
Get the Midnight Dogmug. A lazy person who will pay extra money for milk buying it at midnight at a gas station instead buying it during the day like a functioning person
by Mtg187 August 7, 2022
Get the Midnight milk drinkermug. a euphoric chemical reaction when the glazed foam of pure 1970's brut rose is coupled with the king of mints, Kim-mint. With the right environment, the right mood, will set the endorphins to its fullest form. While sharing the experience with your squad along a ton of bomb ass "dirty girls" being served by a certified midnight city concierge.
Warning: This method can only be done with a group of girls getting 2 hookahs, being served only by the midnight boyz.
Warning: This method can only be done with a group of girls getting 2 hookahs, being served only by the midnight boyz.
by Alex kormos October 2, 2015
Get the Midnight City Buzzmug. When you make a pastie and nut on it, freeze it, fry it, and then insert it into your girl's anus when eating her ass out. Preferrably, she'll be gaping beforehand and when you insert said food item, her asshole muscles will mush and scramble it up and then you can suck it all out and give her the night of her life. Sounds good, eh?
"Man, Marquette Midnight Pasties are the best kind of pasties. Nothing like a little anal sauce to really bring out that flavor mmm!"
by HouCou2003 November 3, 2022
Get the Marquette Midnight Pastiemug. 1- 00:00 (zero o'clock).
2- The middle of the nighttime.
3- Transition from a day (period of 24 hours) to the next.
4- End of one day (period of 24 hours) and beginning of the next.
2- The middle of the nighttime.
3- Transition from a day (period of 24 hours) to the next.
4- End of one day (period of 24 hours) and beginning of the next.
Midnight.
by Çuçunny July 19, 2025
Get the midnightmug.