midnight munch

Eating something between 00:00 and 00:59 that would be considered weird to eat.

Last night I had a lovely midnight munch on Vaseline

by Vesiexz June 26, 2023

Midnight Sniff

When you need to scratch your ass hole in the night and you carefully do it as to not have smelly fingers the rest of the night. You double check just to make sure by sniffing. If you are good , back to sleep. If not, you gotta go wash your hands.

I “midnight sniffed” 7 times last week and only had to wash my hands once.

by SneakerP November 23, 2021

Midnight Snack

Having company over for some adult time in the middle of the night without staying over. When somone comes over for seggy time ridiculously late at night. Snacking late

Is anyone coming over tonight?

Yeah, i'll probably have a midnight snack at some point.

by Annah11 July 18, 2023

2 minutes to midnight

Underrated Iron Maiden song

2 minutes to midnight

The hands that threaten doom
2 minutes to midnight
To kill the unborn in the womb

by UltimateDoge July 29, 2022

Midnights

1. 12 A.M.
2. One of the most groundbreaking albums by Taylor Swift

1. “He spends his midnights talking to random people online”
2. “Holy shit Midnights is the best album ever”

by hhhbbbbddd. January 16, 2024

midnight

00:00 (zero o'clock).

Midnight.

by ÇÑÝÇÑÝÇÑÝ July 2, 2025

midnight snacks

exercising as i like to call it

i exercised to the fridge at 12:14. totally not for midnight snacks

by greenghost110 September 15, 2020