midnight insight

adj., when one has a deep, mind-boggling, innovative, and/or philosophical revelation in the middle of the night (usually when trying to get to sleep). Most people will either
a) have to document it somehow before being able to sleep
b) think about it till they bore themselves to sleep
or c) find themselves unable to remember it in the morning, much like a dream.

*Billy goes downstairs and begins blogging*
Mom: Billy! It's 2 in the morning, what are you doing on that computer?!"
Billy: "Hold on mom, I'm having midnight insight!"

by Kyle S.. December 18, 2010

Midnight Dog

When a female gets oral sex preformed on her while eating a hotdog.

It like a reverse blumpkin, she got Midnight Dogged! I am so jealous I wish my bf would do that for me.

If you order hotdog for delivery, that’s double eating out!

by Irottram June 4, 2021

Midnight crisis

The feeling and du sequent thoughts that arise when you lie awake in the middle of night. They always end in thinking that tomorrow when you wake up you will change your way of life. Basically like a New Years Resolution but it’s created by lack of sleep, not alcohol.

Oh you look terrible

Yeah, I couldn’t sleep and had a midnight crisis last night

by kaigomai September 13, 2022

the midnight wall

that time, usually around midnight, when one may get sleepy and end their internet session (or just doze off in their chair). if the victim can overcome it they stop feeling sleepy sometime between 12:30 and 2, when their sleep deprived brain stops telling them to go to bed and can proceed with their all night internet/gaming session

jeremy: why do you look so tired today?

shaun: i was up all night playing WoW. i considered going to bed around midnight but by 1:30 i had broken through the midnight wall and i went till 5

by ishouldreallybeinbed May 17, 2011

Midnight Boing

A Midnight Boing is basically sex in the nighttime preferably at midnight but you can do it whenever you want as long as it’s nighttime and it’s dark outside

Ashley is going over for a midnight boing tonight.

I invited this girl over for a midnight boing tonight

by midnightbozos June 13, 2022

meet May at midnight and dance with me in the moonlight

On valentine's day, when you and your Everything meet up and you spend time together, and the feeling of pure joy overwhelmes your body. Just seeing their smile makes you the happiest person on earth and this sentence describes everything you would to for them. Midnight is the enchantment hour when everything is possible and magic happens, dancing is the emotion and feelings you share and moonlight is the light to your future :)

"meet May at midnight and dance with me in the moonlight" it read.

by Dia ;) February 13, 2021

Midnight Encroachment

When a child walks in on their parents having sex

When Bobby walked in on his parents having sex, it was classified as a Midnight Encroachment

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 28, 2018