midget in the oven

when a midget gives a rimjob to a woman with abnormaly large ass cheeks, and gets gets stuck.

Did you hear kim kardashian got a midget in the oven?

by Antisepticeye&Darkiplier August 10, 2017

Midget

A midget is a tiny human being who never goes to football training and has a peacock trim

“look at that small fuck over there, Oscar is his name, what a midget!”

by User15372 January 26, 2024

Feisty Midget

Amber alert aka EV

Did you see that feisty midget she was crazy

by Gyroside July 26, 2021

midget

as my dad says, "they should be kept as pets to settle disputes"

My midget is all powerful compared to Jeremy's! Prove It!

by PeopleWhoHatePeople December 21, 2019

Midget On A Mission

An inividual of below average size who of which walks faster than the typical average size person.

Holy shit, that 5'2 looking guy was next to me just before now he is 2 yards ahead of me! He must be a Midget On A Mission!

by Roadent December 21, 2021

midget socks

10- foreskins is how many it takes to make a pair of midget socks

She was munching midget socks when her mom walked in on us Holy shit!

by Dr. Wigginjammer The third February 12, 2024

Fidget-Midget

The Fidget-midgets are the most stoked creatures on this planet right now, with the most collected fidgets, and the highest fidget knowledge.

Oh, look! There goes one of those Fidget-midgets! He will bless you with fidget lore!

by Lord Fidget May 23, 2017