drop the midget

A metaphor for male masturbation.

Lock the door, I need to drop the midget real quick.

by Sally SlutAlot October 22, 2017

The Midget wrench

The Midget wrench is the act of beating off as a miget

Have you seen Carl around yeah I saw that tiny perverted fuck on the can doing the midget wrench

by Pluto nigga September 11, 2019

oversized midget

big midget

she is an oversized midget

by undersized midget May 25, 2023

midget's dozen

(n) a group or set of 5.

Bagel Shop Person: How many bagels do you want? Is a half a dozen good?
Shopper: Nah that's too many! A midget's dozen will be good.
Bagel Shop Person: A what?
Shopper: A Midget's Dozen! That's 5.

by DWBB January 11, 2016