The Midget wrench

The Midget wrench is the act of beating off as a miget

Have you seen Carl around yeah I saw that tiny perverted fuck on the can doing the midget wrench

by Pluto nigga September 10, 2019

Gay midget

Sophia is a gay midget

1: hey

2: Sophia's a gay midget.

by random guy5237346 November 13, 2022

Midget

A midget is a person of the name Amelia Wallace

Man you are such a midget

by anonymous April 21, 2022

midget in the oven

when a midget gives a rimjob to a woman with abnormaly large ass cheeks, and gets gets stuck.

Did you hear kim kardashian got a midget in the oven?

by Antisepticeye&Darkiplier August 10, 2017

metal midget

When you feel like you should have kept quite when you opened up to someone and you feel small and vulnerable

I was in counselling the other day but it just made me feel like a metal midget and didn't help.

by Your mother is a sex addict November 20, 2022

Midget

A midget is a tiny human being who never goes to football training and has a peacock trim

“look at that small fuck over there, Oscar is his name, what a midget!”

by User15372 January 26, 2024

Fidget-Midget

The Fidget-midgets are the most stoked creatures on this planet right now, with the most collected fidgets, and the highest fidget knowledge.

Oh, look! There goes one of those Fidget-midgets! He will bless you with fidget lore!

by Lord Fidget May 23, 2017