Peasant Metal

Pennies; coins of little to no monetary value

Taylor: Why did you leave your pennies on the table.

Kevin: I don't waste my time with peasant metal.

by thekraftyman October 9, 2014

metal cuddling

Two significant metalheads take form of a warm embrace whilst listen to technical death metal.

Jacob and Lauren were jammin like usual, but decided to try metal cuddling, so they played Necrophagist until they're everlasting slumbers elude them.

by Metal_Waffles January 19, 2014

metal gear

Metal Gear is something that people yell out when something bad happens. (refrencing Solid and Naked Snake from the metal gear solid video game series)

McDonald's drive thru: I'm sorry sir but our shake machine is broken.

Me: Metal Gear? METAL GEAAAAAARRRR

by Maso-man June 27, 2016

Rue-Metal

A genre of metal inhabited by bands desperately trying to reclaim old fans who bailed after they changed their sound to jump on an early '00s bandwagon

"Did you hear Death Magnetic? It's kinda rue-metal but at least they sorted that fucking snare."

by thisiseverybodysfaultbutmine August 29, 2020

Metal Muff

The tin can that you keep in your closet that works as a makeshift pocket pussy. Typically filled with a random condiment to stimulate pleasure in horny pre-teens.

Person A: I think my parents found my metal muff this morning.
Person B: That's why I leave beans in mine, they don't suspect a thing.

by Mr.Diddler March 6, 2019

Metallic Graham

When you're kissing a woman, when you realise that it's actually a shemale.

Holy shit, last night I had a Metallic Graham!

by Crimgoure June 10, 2009

bell metal

Something so absolutely solid there seems to be no way at all of breaking it.

I was trying to break the concrete up but it had set like Bell Metal.

by old men dont lie May 25, 2016