Max points

A game with friends involving sexual acts which equal certain points. The aim of the game is to achieve the highest amount of points or achieving "max points"
Kiss = 10 points
Snog =15 points
A cheeky touch = 20
Anything more sexual = 50
THE DEED = MAX POINTS

Hey ;) kiss me and you can give me 10points" or "Hey fancy MAX points ;)

by Desusa October 21, 2010

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Max Hillman

The coolest/sexiest jew around. He is usually found playing Nintendo 64 and/or sleeping. He also has a small penis.

Dude have you heard of Max Hillman?" "You mean that sexy kid with the small penis?" "lol!!!

by WhoaThereBaby November 28, 2010

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awesomeidge to the MAX

something you say when something is crazily awesomely funnidge to the MAX!!!

"Whoa man! This heroin is awesomeidge to the MAX"
"Fuck Yeah!"

by watnow August 14, 2006

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MAX jack

The act of riding on Portland's MAX lightrail without purchasing and/or validating a ticket. Honest riders often forced into MAX jacking by out-of-order ticket dispensers and/or validator machines.

The Rockwood validator was out of ink, so I had to MAX jack it all the way to Beaverton.

by Sophie Osborn April 21, 2007

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max harlan

The optimization of a fuck boy. Always making jokes surrounding "eat my ass", and the occastinal "fucking your mom". Also consistently achieves a 0.01 GPA at Hopkins High School in Hopkins, Minnesota.

idiot ethan max harlan

by EMR976751 February 15, 2014

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