A horny pasty white ass motherfucker (he fucks his mom) who performs chicago steamers dirty sanchezes vagina cheezers pasty doughboys and tony danzas to men
his penis is chode size
and he is coverd in his own filthy seimen and phecies
watch the fuck out for this pasty ass mother fucker
his bitches incude samuel raimundo and a big ass motherfucker named qrant querry
his penis is chode size
and he is coverd in his own filthy seimen and phecies
watch the fuck out for this pasty ass mother fucker
his bitches incude samuel raimundo and a big ass motherfucker named qrant querry
homo, faggot, blow job, anal pleasures, pussy juice cocking, and pasty princesses covered in cheese and diet coke, danny may
by eddy nuts May 29, 2008

the day a meme lord was born, often referred to as "pepe's birthday". also, many mixtapes were dropped this day. most people get excited to hear the new ones coming out this day each year.
by thesouponaplatehater February 26, 2017

If you are born on this day then you are incredibly intelligent and beautiful. You seem sweet and perfect but your actually a vicious and weird person. You have an unforgettable personality!
by Lolguys4 May 31, 2020

Theresa May is the British Prime minister who thinks brexit is cool. She also is named after the shampoo Tresemme. She's an absolute arse and looks like shit with a bobcut.
Nick- Did you hear the latest news on Brexit?
Tim - Where's Jeremy Corbyn when you need him?!
Bob: It's Theresa May's fault!
Khalid- Tresemme? Isn't that a shampoo?
Tim - Where's Jeremy Corbyn when you need him?!
Bob: It's Theresa May's fault!
Khalid- Tresemme? Isn't that a shampoo?
by I'mASmartyFartyBriton January 27, 2019

On this day a fucking badass was born. They're the funniest fuckers ever, be grateful if you know someone born on this day.
by trashthetrashmouth October 24, 2019

by SlowburnW May 21, 2021
