may 29 

people born on this day tend to be very funny and underrated. however, their life is a mess but they try their best to make it work out 😁

i heard ur birthday's may 29? need a hug?

may 29 by suckmydickuwu November 24, 2021

May 5 

this guy has a massive dick like he could make you not walk for over a month with his really biggggggg cock

he was born may 5 this guy has a massive dick big 😩

May 5 by emmy_thebug January 10, 2022

May 6 

Eat your friend/gf pussy day
Just pick a girl and eat the fuck out of her

"Hey, you! Its may 6, I wanna eat you!"
But....
"No, lets go!"

May 6 by Lolz007 May 5, 2022

may wee 

This word, or two,mean yes and originates from the French term 'mais oui'and basically means yes said very enthusastically. This is used by us genious folk to show our fantastic language skills unlike those wicca wicca blazin' squad memebers or those involved in the ponchomania phenomina whose language skills are roughly nil. Anyway may i wish you much elemayo in the use of this new word.

'So, Katie, are you stalking James who works in H&M?'
'May wee'

may wee by Katie and Ellie December 29, 2004

May 8th 

Beautiful people day. The day where you can feel the inner beauty as the outer beauty to. No makeup day and just relax!

May 8th is the day you can find your inner beauty and outer beauty.

May 8th by Alpecaaaa October 29, 2019

May 25 

National Your Crush will give you a kiss day. And slap ass day!

Hey Ryan kiss me and slap my ass cause it’s may 25th

May 25 by Azzchexk November 1, 2019

May 16th 

The day the most amazing person left this earth and went to a better place

Person1: what happened on may 16th?
Person2: the best person ever left.:(

May 16th by Jeof frey November 9, 2019