Lemons

A person who gets fucked by a mermaid.

The Lemons got fucking railed by a mermaid.

by Fairy Princess Has a Penis May 24, 2017

lemon slushie

When you cum in a girl, then proceed to pee inside her, to eradicate the sperm (obviously)...Then it is (optionally) slurped up with one of those fun straws with the spoons on the end.

I made cummies in my girl last night, but didn't want her to get pregnant, so I gave her the old lemon slushie...She immediately drank it up and said "god damn that was delicious." and I said "you're welcome bitch, now get out!"

by Glover86Glover8hkoyjk May 30, 2017

Lemon

A sour/bitter person inside and out.

Gavin just stole my homework.

Man, he's such a lemon.

by mel_ June 15, 2017

Lemon Shaving

When a man or woman freezes his or her urine and garnishes drinks with said frozen urine

"Hi Mark, can I get a tall glass of milk with your homemade lemon shavings?"

by BaddaBinngBaddaBoom June 24, 2017

Lemonade Straw

The act of urinating in your lover's mouth while she (or he, if you're into that stuff) is giving you a blow job.

This judy was giving me a blow job and I really had to pee, so she got the privilege of receiving the lemonade straw.

by Pierre Boudreaux December 1, 2017

lemon chips

The best type of chips you can get.

Man I really feel like lemon chips right now!

by elude ? April 21, 2018

lemon franco

Squeezing a lemon into ones anus, having your partner suck the juices via your asshole then proceed to have sexual intercourse (which may cause a burning sensation to one or both parties’ genitals)

Debby wanted to try a lemon Franco so I picked the ripest lemon out of stop and shop

by your dads worst nightmare January 2, 2018